Posted on 05/21/2011 11:20:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C., 5/21/11) In a recent release, an anonymous source within the administration released the following statement in response to the announcement by Herman Cain that he's running for President:
"Running for President is far more difficult than running or operating a pizza outfit. Anyone can ask if they want more cheese on that. It takes guts, determination and a dedication to the job to run the United States. We find that giving jobs to a few people in a pizza chain is far, far different than providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work. Our President was brilliant and amazing with his stimulus which has created or saved 12m jobs at last count, and the number is going up every day. Mr. Cain, as the song says "Can't touch that"."
"Negotiating a peace agreement between bitter rivals of thousands of years, as our President did extremely well over the past few days is different than negotiating a disagreement between store manager and a part-time worker."
We anxiously await the ideas that will be put forth by this conservative right-wing character who will undergo a full vetting by the media and others, much like our current President."
"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years. We must be cautious those relations aren't set back 100 years by this announcement."
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ROFLOL and Obama had what job before he ran for Senator? Community organizer that is kind of like running the PTA isn’t it? Much less demanding than running a Pizza chain which is much more than an outlet bte. DUH
ROFLOL and Obama had what job before he ran for Senator? Community organizer that is kind of like running the PTA isn’t it? Much less demanding than running a Pizza chain which is much more than an outlet btw. DUH
lulz, anyone can run a pizza outlet? Yeah, of course, anyone and everyone EXCEPT those working within the AnointedIdiot’s idiot-ridden administration...=.=
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