It was Friday, the 13th. I'm sure the pencil was talking to him and told him to do it.

To: Daffynition
The pencil is not mightier than the sword. Time for this “mentally ill” person who knew exactly what he was doing to die by the sword, methinks.
2 posted on
05/18/2011 1:02:21 AM PDT by
Olog-hai
To: Daffynition
Maybe next time he’s in court and wants to take notes, one of those broad felt tip markers would make more sense.
3 posted on
05/18/2011 2:16:19 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: Daffynition
Soooo, then it’s illegal to stick a pencil in a lawyer?
Who knew?
5 posted on
05/18/2011 3:23:54 AM PDT by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO))
To: Daffynition
So he “penciled in” his court appointed lawyer?
6 posted on
05/18/2011 3:27:48 AM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
To: Daffynition
That lawyer needs to get the lead out.
To: Daffynition
Paranoid schizos need to be locked up, heavily medicated and removed from the public sphere.
9 posted on
05/18/2011 3:54:11 AM PDT by
KantianBurke
(Hey Tea Party folks - what about Social Security reform?)
To: Daffynition
From now on, only crayons for this guy.
10 posted on
05/18/2011 4:34:50 AM PDT by
Moltke
(Always retaliate first.)
To: Daffynition
... stabbed his lawyer in the neck ...Telling the lawyer he was a pencil neck geek?...
11 posted on
05/18/2011 4:35:38 AM PDT by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: Daffynition
Sounds like he’s the most sane person there.
To: Daffynition
Dummy. With lawyers, it’s a wooden stake through the heart.
13 posted on
05/18/2011 8:48:48 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Daffynition
An inmate at the Snohomish County Jail who allegedly stabbed his lawyer in the neck with a pencil Gives whole new meaning to the term "Pencil Neck Geek."
19 posted on
05/18/2011 11:45:50 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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