Posted on 05/13/2011 7:02:40 PM PDT by traumer
Included in the kits are the following items:
One nine-millimeter automatic pistol
Two boxes of ammunition
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, and seven vials of holy water
One miniature combination Aramaic phrase book and King James Bible, edited by Harold Camping
Nine packs of sugar-free chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings
List of key neo-conservative talking points, to please the Lord, provided by Fox News
One “I Heart Unborn Babies” bumper sticker
One foil Rapture helmet
List of major religions, including numerous Christian denominations, to avoid and shun
“Kill a Queer for Christ” t-shirts
One pamphlet of phrases guaranteed to flatter Saint Peter
One instructional brochure entitled “How to Identify the Anti-Christ,” with a photograph of Congressional Democrats on the cover
Can I get that in a family size?
Can I dehydrate or can those items?
bttt
The rapture if not on the 21st will most likely occur within the next 10 years if not sooner. We are already seeing the “birth pangs” period. And the earthquakes and weather are getting worse by the year, it won’t be long now.
So.... how much are the kits?
They would work for the Rapture or ZombieLand.
Yes it will be. We have a long way to go.
The Rapture already occurred. All the good people are gone. We have like a thousand years of this to put up with.
Shee-oot! A felller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.
As a child I remember that there was a prediction that the world was going to end on a certain day in March. I was about 10 and quite a firebug and one day I came home from school and thought I’d just burn the dry grass. Well, it got away from me and the whole time I was frantically trying to put it out I was thinking that I started the fire that was going to end the world. Just a little childish narcissism, ya know.
I doubt it, we are NOT in the millenial kingdom that Jesus sets up after the Great Tribulation.
Harold Camping; The prognisticator of Judgement Day on May 21st coming up on Gretta on FOX in a minute, 10:52 P.M. EDT
BTW, Camping has predicted THE END at least once, maybe twice before...........and was obviously mistaken!
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