Included in the kits are the following items:
One nine-millimeter automatic pistol
Two boxes of ammunition
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, and seven vials of holy water
One miniature combination Aramaic phrase book and King James Bible, edited by Harold Camping
Nine packs of sugar-free chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings
List of key neo-conservative talking points, to please the Lord, provided by Fox News
One “I Heart Unborn Babies” bumper sticker
One foil Rapture helmet
List of major religions, including numerous Christian denominations, to avoid and shun
“Kill a Queer for Christ” t-shirts
One pamphlet of phrases guaranteed to flatter Saint Peter
One instructional brochure entitled “How to Identify the Anti-Christ,” with a photograph of Congressional Democrats on the cover
Harold Camping; The prognisticator of Judgement Day on May 21st coming up on Gretta on FOX in a minute, 10:52 P.M. EDT
BTW, Camping has predicted THE END at least once, maybe twice before...........and was obviously mistaken!
ONLY GOD KNOWS... Per Jesus Christ....
So anyone that says is wrong...
Since God only knows. That means it happens when people least expect it. So no need to worry about the end of the World on Dec 21, 2012...
If anything on Dec 21, 2012, then it will be a poll shift. That will be really cool if we can go from the 3rd Dimension to the 5th.
For anyone not understanding the 10 dimensions. Here is a little science for you. Please watch the following video. I had to watch it about 20 times before I could finally get all the dimensions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY_ZgAvXsuw