Included in the kits are the following items:
One nine-millimeter automatic pistol
Two boxes of ammunition
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, and seven vials of holy water
One miniature combination Aramaic phrase book and King James Bible, edited by Harold Camping
Nine packs of sugar-free chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings
List of key neo-conservative talking points, to please the Lord, provided by Fox News
One “I Heart Unborn Babies” bumper sticker
One foil Rapture helmet
List of major religions, including numerous Christian denominations, to avoid and shun
“Kill a Queer for Christ” t-shirts
One pamphlet of phrases guaranteed to flatter Saint Peter
One instructional brochure entitled “How to Identify the Anti-Christ,” with a photograph of Congressional Democrats on the cover
Can I get that in a family size?
Can I dehydrate or can those items?
The rapture if not on the 21st will most likely occur within the next 10 years if not sooner. We are already seeing the “birth pangs” period. And the earthquakes and weather are getting worse by the year, it won’t be long now.
So.... how much are the kits?
They would work for the Rapture or ZombieLand.
Shee-oot! A felller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.
Bumper sticker seen recently:
“After the Rapture, can I have your car?”
Pick a year for the end of the world!
http://web.me.com/lorenmadsen/endings/pick_a_year.html?from_rss