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*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH SILLINESS THREAD~*~*

Posted on 05/13/2011 6:57:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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  Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.
  Princess Diana
Good luck with that!
America likes the album "Hats!"
  America is back to hating monarchy.
George Washington likes this.
Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info.
Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification.
The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."
 
Barack Obama posted a photo: "My Long-Form Birth Certificate."

  Barack Obama
Now we can move onto more important things.
  Donald Trump
Oh yeah? Like what?
Osama Bin Laden is enjoying a cold can of Pepsi.

Navy SEALs sent Osama Bin Laden a gift:


Osama Bin Laden signed off.
  A Dung Beetle signed on.

  U.S. Special Operations Forces sent FBI Laboratory a gift: DNA Evidence
Scientist
It’s ... it’s not human.
Fox News posted a video:
  ABC posted a note: "57 Million Watch Barack Obama’s Bin Laden Address."
ABC
Could you do that again tomorrow?
  Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
 

Rush Limbaugh
Obama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me."
  David Axelrod
Yeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a sh** ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar.
United States of America changed its name to USA!

Joe Biden "America, f yeah." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Barack Obama was tagged in a photo: "Administration Officials Watch Bin Laden Raid."

 
Joe Biden
Actually, this was "Game of Thrones" night.

Washington Post posted an article: "CIA Recovers Bin Laden Hard Drives, DVDs."

 
CIA
When he said he was waiting for "72 Virgins" to arrive, he wasn't talking about the afterlife.
White House posted a note: "Osama Bin Laden died a cowardly death in a firefight defending $1 million mansion with swimming pools full of American dollar bills."
 
White House posted a note: "CORRECTION: Osama Bin Laden died."

  Saxby Chambliss I have seen the photo of Osama’s bloody corpse, and it’s not pretty.
 
Harry Reid
That was the cover of Time.
Osama Bin Laden was tagged in a photo:
 
Jay Carney
We will not be releasing the photo of Osama Bin Laden with his skull blown to pieces, flecks of brain spattered everywhere, his mouth ringed with a light frothy foam, and his eye socket gaping wide like a tunnel to hell. It would be in poor taste.
Osama Bin Laden joined the group Fishes

The United States posted a note on Pakistan's Wall: "We need to talk."

 
Pakistan
Hahahaha why hahaha
Modern Dog posted an article: "EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Dog That Caught Bin Laden."
Hamas posted a note: "Bin Laden Was a Hero and a Martyr."

 
Hillary Clinton
You were THIS close to getting off the terror watch list.
CNN posted an article: "Poll: Most Americans Say Bin Laden in Hell."

  Saddam Hussein
Confirmed.
Fox News posted an article: "Fireworks at First GOP Debate, as Tim Pawlenty Raises Voice Slightly."
Barack Obama invited George W. Bush to the event Ground Zero Service.
 

George W. Bush
I refuse to attend another one of your campaign rally's, where all you will do is talk about yourself, give no credit to our brave military or show any respect for the lives that were lost.
  Barack Obama
Oh.
America added Closure to its Activities and Interests.
 
Barack Obama
Now, with this moment behind us, we can finally focus on fixing our problems at home.
CNN posted an article: "POLL: 87 Percent of Americans Think Barack Obama Killed Osama Too Aloofly."

Barack Obama is joining Friendster."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 13th; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen; Monkey Face

41 posted on 05/13/2011 9:26:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: TexasCajun

42 posted on 05/13/2011 9:27:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: paulycy

When you have a daughter born on Friday the 13th, every six years, she reminds you of her power.

Today is the day.

*bwa-ha-ha-ha*


43 posted on 05/13/2011 9:27:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: BenLurkin
Awww... looks like the baby has a prosthetic proboscis.
44 posted on 05/13/2011 9:35:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: TexasCajun
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45 posted on 05/13/2011 9:36:33 AM PDT by dragonblustar (If libs are inspired by a book that was dedicated to Satan, their reward will be hell.)
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To: Lucky9teen

46 posted on 05/13/2011 9:38:42 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BerryDingle

I’ll take the spaghetti, thank you.


47 posted on 05/13/2011 9:43:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: Lucky9teen


48 posted on 05/13/2011 9:44:24 AM PDT by dragonblustar (If libs are inspired by a book that was dedicated to Satan, their reward will be hell.)
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To: BerryDingle

49 posted on 05/13/2011 9:45:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: dragonblustar

50 posted on 05/13/2011 9:46:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: BenLurkin
Would you like some of this?

51 posted on 05/13/2011 9:47:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen
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52 posted on 05/13/2011 9:51:08 AM PDT by dragonblustar (If libs are inspired by a book that was dedicated to Satan, their reward will be hell.)
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53 posted on 05/13/2011 9:57:22 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama is walking towards Marine One with a piglet on each shoulder. As he approaches the Marine he says “these are my new piggies, this one is for Hillary Clinton, and this one is for Nancy Pelosi”. The Marine smartly salutes and replies “excellent trade sir!”


54 posted on 05/13/2011 9:58:12 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

55 posted on 05/13/2011 10:14:04 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: BerryDingle
Gotta love the Marines ...



He fell off the curb .......... 28 times
56 posted on 05/13/2011 10:14:30 AM PDT by a_screen_name
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To: ShadowAce

57 posted on 05/13/2011 10:18:53 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

58 posted on 05/13/2011 10:19:53 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

59 posted on 05/13/2011 10:21:36 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

60 posted on 05/13/2011 10:22:38 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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