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*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH SILLINESS THREAD~*~*
Posted on 05/13/2011 6:57:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/13/2011 7:41:52 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(Stop cap and trade fraud.)
To: Lucky9teen
I loved what some FReeper said yesterday: "Biden's waiting for the cartoons to start"
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posted on
05/13/2011 7:45:19 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Currentriverrat
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posted on
05/13/2011 7:45:50 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: blau993
I'm a proud member of the Apostrophe Police....what really bug's me is seeing those address plaque's with the homeowner name in the possessive....."The Jone's"
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posted on
05/13/2011 7:52:01 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: CPOSharky
I love this one:
The 3 body cavities are the Brainium, the Borax and the Belly. (Cranium, Thorax and Abdomen)
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posted on
05/13/2011 7:58:24 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(To conserve energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off permanently.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:14:10 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Rembember, you asked......)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:15:27 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Rembember, you asked......)
To: CPOSharky
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a
headache and sex at the same time?”
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:24:21 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
Osama’s last Facebook post.
BRB Someones at the door
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:30:00 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: CholeraJoe
Welcome to Madiganistan and the capital city of Obamabad, and the big northern city of Rahmabad (formerly known as King Richard's Fiefdom).
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:30:31 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
To: Bean Counter
When a man can’t stand it anymore
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:37:03 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: sunny48
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:51:22 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:51:55 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:54:05 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: blau993
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:56:42 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
To: blau993
Ok, that was my fault. I actually edited that part, from what the original said, because it bashed Bush.
Silly apostrophes.
Other than that.... Knock Knock
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posted on
05/13/2011 8:57:56 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: paulycy
When I was a kid I always liked it when Halloween was on Friday the 13th. Nope. Halloween is Christmas!
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posted on
05/13/2011 9:02:56 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
39
posted on
05/13/2011 9:18:11 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: Lucky9teen; mhking
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posted on
05/13/2011 9:21:34 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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