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Blind man confused over 'mystery enema' (Unbelievable)
Metro UK ^
| 05-12-11
| Metro Web Reporter
Posted on 05/12/2011 9:09:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA
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To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
05/12/2011 10:31:59 PM PDT
by
happygrl
To: VeniVidiVici
She had to be from the government. They are ALWAYS asking us to bend over. ohmigosh, that is Laugh Out Loud!
42
posted on
05/12/2011 10:35:05 PM PDT
by
happygrl
To: Lazlo in PA
There was this girl I... “knew”... who wanted me to... umm nevermind. Just forget I even mentioned it.
43
posted on
05/12/2011 11:06:31 PM PDT
by
EvasiveManuever
(Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
To: KTM rider
Or that the hospital where he had the surgery automatically sends someone out for in-home care and his primary care doctor isn’t aware the hospital does that.
Come on, now. She didn’t knock on his door at random on the chance that he’d recently had intestinal surgery.
44
posted on
05/12/2011 11:33:55 PM PDT
by
Kellis91789
(There's a reason the mascot of the Democratic Party is a jackass.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Ah, the old “I’m here to give you an enema” ploy, eh? :: snort! ::
45
posted on
05/13/2011 12:22:08 AM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: Slings and Arrows
46
posted on
05/13/2011 2:34:21 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
To: melsec
With friends like her who needs enemas?
47
posted on
05/13/2011 2:45:09 AM PDT
by
mitch5501
(fine!)
To: The Antiyuppie
In May 1975, Kenyon took a job as an auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue in Lincolnwood, Illinois Well, That explains a whole lot of things.
48
posted on
05/13/2011 6:13:34 AM PDT
by
Cowman
(How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
To: Lazlo in PA
.........
49
posted on
05/13/2011 7:37:47 AM PDT
by
Donald Rumsfeld Fan
("Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." Richard Feynman father of Quantum Physics)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
The woman took him into the bedroom, had him drop his trousers and lie face down on his bed, before performing the enema in less than two minutes He tried to get more information from the "ass"ailant, but she was apparently too 
of foot...
50
posted on
05/13/2011 7:58:12 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Sonomaenema)
To: Lazlo in PA
I hope she didn’t look like Madonna......heh
51
posted on
05/13/2011 8:11:05 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Lazlo in PA
I'm still trying to figure out what would possess a person to say,
"I think I'll go find a random blind guy and give him an enema."
52
posted on
05/13/2011 8:16:05 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Lazlo in PA
53
posted on
05/13/2011 8:24:41 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Lazlo in PA
I am glad he got ‘suspicious’ and asked the police what was going on within 24 hours????
Must not have ‘taken’, he was ‘backed up’ and wanted her to come back and finish the job OR come take the gerbil out.
After all she was gone in a ‘couple of minutes’ the day before.
Just wondering..
This is a ‘funny’ story, in a sick, demented way.
I am sure something like this has happened to just about everyone else- once in their lifetime.
Almost sounds like something Kramer or George would get roped into....
54
posted on
05/13/2011 8:58:48 AM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98) The more people I run into, the better I like my cat.)
To: mnehring
I’m in Wine Country and nobody has ever come to my door to give me an enema.
I must be doing something wrong.
55
posted on
05/13/2011 9:34:59 AM PDT
by
Crcl1
To: The SISU kid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Hi! I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you!"
57
posted on
05/13/2011 9:59:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: mnehring; humblegunner
I saw on another thread that this has happened to gunner twice this week.
59
posted on
05/13/2011 10:04:11 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
To: Eaker; mnehring
I saw on another thread that this has happened to gunner twice this week. If the silly slitch had got it right the first time, once would have been sufficient.
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