Posted on 05/12/2011 7:42:46 AM PDT by Mechanicos
It's a tough time for President Obama. He's worked long and hard at cultivating a nuanced, thinking-man's presidency, and now he's getting praise for shooting a terrorist in the head? ....
9. Reduced the efficacy of the nation's pedophiles by making sure fewer of them can afford a creepy van. ....
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10. Avoided international embarrassment by making sure the first thing he did whenever he met a monarch was bend over and check his shoelaces.
9. Reduced the efficacy of the nation’s pedophiles by making sure fewer of them can afford a creepy van.
8. Gave great prominence to the previously obscure occupation of birth certificate analysis.
7. Solved the problem of there being fewer and fewer people each year with the valuable experience of having lived through the Great Depression.
6. Put together his IKEA desk he got for the Oval Office in a creative, non-standard way that used all but three of the pieces.
5. Helped accelerate our debt towards $100 trillion, at which point all those debt counters should roll over to zero.
4. Made a subtle comment on the futility of trying to control the economy with his absurdist responses of “high-speed rail” and “windmills” to economic concerns.
3. Got America to spend less time in front of the TV by interrupting primetime shows with speeches no one wanted to watch.
2. Came up with a creative solution to rising gas prices by making sure fewer people need to expend gas driving to a job.
1. Demonstrated the pointlessness of wealth by having the government spend trillions of dollars to no noticeable effect
I guess that's not too bad for a foreign "community organizer" that got through school on affirmative action and the dollars of the communist party and it's supporters.
I always love the defense line that we’re too stupid to understand Obama’s achievements. This coming from the party filled to capacity with brain dead sychophants...
just because we do not agree with him, he insults and makes fun of us? how ignorant he is.
Gave great prominence to the previously obscure occupation of birth certificate analysis.ROFLMAO!
Ya, like the inane comments he made about Republicans and illegal immigration.
This is a serious issue facing our country. Yet he talks likes he’s on Saturday Night Live. He said that Republicans who oppose his plans want a moat at the border. Then he upped the ante on ridicule and antagonism, by saying they want a moat with alligators.
This is Comedy Central/Saturday Night Live crap. This is so below the dignity of the president of the United States, to discuss important policy issues in this manner. How shameful.
“...This is so below the dignity of the president of the United States, to discuss important policy issues in this manner. How shameful....”
You just have to consider the source.
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