Who uses toilet paper?
That’s what newspaper is for!
I call for a return to the old Sears catalog.
Seriously, I’m proud of you!!
> That’s what newspaper is for!
No, the ink rubs off.
Use the Koran instead. The ink is usually pretty stable.
Of course, you could always use leaves from the trees, like our ancestors did.
Or you could do the muzzie thing and use your left hand.
I use an old dirty brick.
That’s what newspaper is for!
Or you can order forms and publications from the IRS made of similar type of paper. Delivered to your home by the postal service at taxpayer expense-—no direct cost to you.
Corn cobs.
Corn cobs.
And corn cobs....
Napkins...never used them....I let the dog lick my fingers after eating KFC...then I pet the dog to dry my hands.
Most newspapers are already so full of sh*t that they are completely useless as a toilet paper substitute.
That’s what newspaper is for!
The editorial page of the NYT, in particular!
“As I entered the papergoods area a demonstration woman approached me about a sale on Northern triple ply quilted bathroom tissue.”
At first I thought the demonstration woman was going to show this customer how to use the TP! My mind is way too far in the toilet.
I would have told her 3-ply is out and 4-ply is in these days and if they don’t have it I’m not buying it.
On a related note I found out that the Maryland Delaware Rocketry Association had a rocketry launch last year called Red Glare 9 which had a fund raiser for the Susan G. Komen foundation.
I sent the club an email to inform them about the connection between SGK and Planned Barrenhood with links, and the abortion/breast cancer connection (with links). I also asked them why they would raise money for something that promotes a vicious cycle between the two organizations. The only response I received was a ‘thank you.’
http://www.mdrocketry.org/launches/redglare9/
but newspaper leaves black ink on your behind...its for emergency only....darn I use northern, will have to quite..