What Should We Do With Osama Bin Laden's Body?

5-1-11 | self

[icwhatudo]

Bury it with 72 pigs jumps out at first, but seriously...the United States has possession of the body, what do we do with it? What was done with other enemies of the free world? What happened to hitler's ashes, Mussolini's body, and other criminals of the past?

[Ditzy]

Build a huge bonfire at ground zero and burn his body, grind up the bones that don’t burn, put in a box of pig guts and dump the remains in the ocean. Do not tell where he is dumped so they can’t make a shrine out of that section of the ocean.

[yup2394871293]

In several different containers. Actually, I just prefer the simple head on a pike close to where a bunch of ravens like to perch.

[TigersEye]

Thanks!

[Impy]

And what was on Fox when they broke in? “Royal Wedding Recap” according to the program guide. Hilarious.

I heard about from Bobby Valentine on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball. LOL. Shades of Howard Cosell saying John Lennon was dead.

[LyinLibs]

Handle the body according to Baconic Law.

Dip it in bacon fat, add crispy strips of bacon, bury in a shipping container filled with bacon bits.

[zimboe]

1. build the Osama Bin Laden national monument and Public Restrooms at Ground Zero.
2. charge $5 admission. No pushing please.
3. Profit !

[Clintonfatigued]

The New York Times is reporting that his body has already been buried at sea. In any event, good riddance.

[zimboe]

seriously, burn him, scatter him, forget him.
there's no percentage in inflaming these gasheads any further.
however...
i hope someone saved the cartridge casings of the rounds that killed him.
put THAT on E-bay. Profit !!!
might as well turn a buck or two on this deal.

[darkangel82]

That’s how I heard about it too.

[TigersEye]

Buh bye, Sto. Enjoy your dead plants. ;-)