Posted on 04/28/2011 3:07:30 PM PDT by decimon
That's why you should never have unprotected aural sex. You might contract hearing-AIDS.
I q-tip every day, for years, with no problems. But TWO INCHES IN?
I almost caught hearing-aids at work today. It was from listening to too many a—holes.
You put one in each ear. When they meet you stop.
What does it sound like when they meet?
Like cotton bawls.
Seems to me I recall that Zinc is good for Tinnitis.
Water picks can be dangerously forceful on something as thin and delicate as an eardrum.
He started the Leo Gerstenzang Infant Novelty Company to sell his new creation, which he dubbed Baby Gays. In 1926, he changed the swab's name to Q-tip Baby Gays, and eventually the product name was shortened to just Q-tips.
Kamaal Ibn John Fareed, better known by his stage name Q-Tip, is an American hip hop artist, producer, singer, and actor...According to Fareed, he was given his stage name by Afrika Baby Bam of Jungle Brothers who said his voice was soft like a Q-tip.
So even if your Q-tip has been in a rapper, you aren't safe.
bobby pins!
LOL....my dear mother used them on all 3 of her boys! We never had any ear troubles groing up!!
:^)
What scuba divers use for Swimmers Ear:
1 part white vinegar
1 part rubbing alcohol
Works nicely on my sensitive ear.
“I guess no democrat congresspersons friend or supporter has figured out a way to make money on the idea..”
A very astute observation. Yes, the dirty little secret is that Dems love money. And they are good at devising countless ways to feed at the trough of government spending.
I used to put rubbing alcohol in my ear until I read a news story of a person that went blind from doing that. He didn’t realize he had a ruptured eardrum...
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