“Off with her head!” the “flower” queen said.
'Tis the famous croquet game in the DC Wonderland featuring the mad Red Queen along with Joe Biden dressed up as the March Hare in a costume made out of his stash of hare implants.
All that's lacking is the live flamingo croquet mallets and the balls made of rolled-up porcupines.
The Mad Hatter is hiding in the White House dining room nibbling without success a magic cookie he hopes will make him grow so big he can tower over the world.
Leni