Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe), so they challenged him:
"Hey!!! What are you carrying and where are you going?!"
The man said, "I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating".
The Policemen ran for their lives.
We have Coast Guard in Fargo??? Ummm hmmmm.
Laney asked the man if he was all right. The guy said just stiff.
We were poised to be hit with record flooding all over the state. Then winter came back froze spring right in its tracks.
LOL!
I see your decent joke, and raise you a groaner.
... A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ...BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...faster... faster... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. He runs up to his door,fumbles with his keys, opens the door,rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on the heals of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin... .. and of course....
... the coffin stopped!
“Laney says the man was given a stern warning and allowed to leave.
He could have been arrested because the river has been declared off-limits to watercraft due to flooding.”
He was lucky, they could’ve given him a stiff sentence.
It was not the Red River, it was the River Styx.