It won't get pulled unless we start posting alien porn!
Posted on 04/08/2011 7:18:34 PM PDT by djf
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has this last week opened what it calls "the vault", a collection of thousands of documents and memos that have been unclassified.
One of those memos confirms the crash at Roswell.
It is a PDF file, and the FBI server is running slow, so I will transpose part of it here:
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The following information was furnished to SA
An investigator for the Air Force stated that three so-called flying saucers hed been recovered in New Mexico. They were described as being circular in shape with raised centers, approximately 50 feet in diameter. Each one was occupied by three bodies of human shape but only 3 feet tall, dressed in metallic cloth of a very fine texture. Each body was bandaged in a manner similar to the blackout suits used by speed flyers and test pilots.
According to Mr. (redacted), informant, the saucers were found in New Mexico due to the fact that the Government has a very high powered radar set-up in that area and it is believed the radar interferes with the controling mechanism of the saucers.
No further evaluation was attempted by SA (redacted) concerning the above.
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Damn it! I just used my last tinfoil hat to bake some catfish!
We know that our government was experimenting with saucer craft, but they were too unstable to be practical. Roswell was probably nothing more than a government experiment utilizing “green men” (dummies) as an inside joke.
Did any of the aliens have jug ears and purple lips?
well, if the gummint shuts down in 90 minutes, there will be nobody to guard the aliens in roswell, so they will fly away. they were only pretending to be dead.
so, problem solved. no harm, no foul.
It won't get pulled unless we start posting alien porn!
I think what you are missing is the FBI interviewer didn’t get this from the Air Force. It was furnished by someone who said they got it from the Air Force. It starts: The following information was provided to SA ________ by _______.. An investigator for the Air Force..
After the redacted name, it is all third person story, not direct confirmation of anything without knowing who the informant was.
that’s not hidden text — it’s secret alien code. the part i can decipher says “claim to be born in hawaii.”
The alien is the guy on the far right. So who’s the guy in the middle?
And hugh.
At first glance it looked like UFO ALIEN “BANGS” OBAMA.
I like “lee lexico desozibed.” I may be forced to retire “Protect Our Freedom.”
It says “...and investigator FOR the Air Force” which means SOMEBODY WHO WORKS FOR THE AIR FORCE “stated that three so-called flying saucers HAD BEEN RECOVERED...”, not that he heard somebody in a bar talking about it or something.People who work FOR the Air Force talk smack in bars sometimes. Should it all be taken seriously?
I have simply GOT to have that email address!
Finally!! we know where obama is from!
rith rained eentere, epp1~oz!
Humph!
I take it seriously.
If you are the Special Agent in Charge, you don’t make points with the big boys by sending drunken bar chatter memos to the Director of the FBI.
Those guys are good.
The memo is real, and what the memo talks about is real.
“Romulans exist. I snapped this picture of an uncloaked romulan bird of prey a few years back.”
I never understood why there are no Remusans.
not just that. if there would have been the slightest credibility to it, mr. hoover would have been on it like a duck on a junebug.
fact is, mr. hoover — according to a friend who was an agent during that era, who still calls him “mr. hoover” — wanted a memo written for every phone call or report received by the bureau. he wanted every minute accounted for. there are no doubt memos involving wrong number calls to fbi field offices.
The Roswell incident was nine months before the birth of Al Gore, no?
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