1 posted on
03/30/2011 8:04:02 PM PDT by
massmike
To: massmike
Pretty sad to have to resort to an entirely imaginary girlfriend. At least I can inflate mine.
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To: massmike
It's a electronic version of “girlfriend in a box”.
3 posted on
03/30/2011 8:06:33 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: massmike
...and in a few years,they'll be demanding the right to marry!
It's all about "fairness",after all!
4 posted on
03/30/2011 8:07:31 PM PDT by
massmike
(DADT repeal: the Boy Scouts now have tougher membership requirements than the Army!)
To: massmike
5 posted on
03/30/2011 8:09:51 PM PDT by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: massmike
Nah, I prefer my anime girls saying Good Morning Max...
To: massmike
I wonder what my future ex wife will say about this...
9 posted on
03/30/2011 8:19:50 PM PDT by
Mariner
(USS Tarawa, VQ3, USS Benjamin Stoddert, NAVCAMS WestPac, 7th Fleet, Navcommsta Puget Sound)
To: massmike
I'm glad I have a real wife.:
To: massmike
LOL, the picture is pretty funny.
16 posted on
03/30/2011 8:33:17 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: massmike
I know I'm a traditional guy and all, but,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED HOOKERS?
17 posted on
03/30/2011 8:34:42 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: massmike
I have to point out that some of these dudes are so lame, that the virtual chicks will probably even cheat on and/or dump them.
18 posted on
03/30/2011 8:36:39 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: massmike
Yes, but if you de-friend her, you will have to give her your house and pay alimony the rest of your life.
19 posted on
03/30/2011 8:42:08 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(I am 20 days from outliving Brandon Tarkikoff)
To: massmike
This sounds so, so, Japanese.
29 posted on
03/30/2011 9:29:43 PM PDT by
sinanju
To: massmike
Heh. I guess I was way ahead of the curve when I wrote in my sixth-grade “year book”” “Hi 21twelve - we had lots of fun - see you around over the summer! - Love Carla”. Even used my best fake girl writing with hearts over the “i”s.
33 posted on
03/30/2011 9:37:00 PM PDT by
21twelve
( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
To: massmike
This is an old science fiction story come true. I recall a first person narrative of a guy lamenting how his pal fell for some kind of fake woman, an android or something. He goes on about it, then at the end he rhapsodizes about his REAL girlfriend who is not to be compared with such fakery. Of course, we are given to understand that he is enjoying the same delusion.
35 posted on
03/30/2011 10:55:48 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: massmike
Make mine Jessica Rabbit.
37 posted on
03/31/2011 8:52:52 AM PDT by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
To: massmike
39 posted on
06/12/2011 11:51:46 PM PDT by
QwertyKPH
(I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!)
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