Sounds like the same guys at DHS who are "confident that no terrorism was involved", even before the smoke settles.
As long as they don’t have any planes, they should be OK.
Don’t worry there are a bunch of folks going around the Snake House calling “here, cobra buddy, here.”
"There are TWO kinds: Rattlesnakes and cobras. If it DOESN'T have rattles at the end of its tail then it's a cobra".
;-)
The cobra is probably going to die from exposure to the cold weather.
Definitely terrorism. I was recently at an aquarium among the usual family groups when here came four young, well-dressed Middle Eastern men. Hmmmmmm....p.s. there were deadly snakes at this aquarium. I really got the feeling they were looking for opportunities.
Dave Parker played for the Yankees? Who knew?
Over 50,000 die in alcohol-related traffic events, and we’re excited about finding a cobra that hasn’t struck anyone yet.
“The missing cobra is an adolescent of its hooded species....”
Great. A teenager with poisonous teeth has run away and is hiding. Probably sulking because he got grounded. No good can come of this. When he bites someone, it will be a cry for help and we will need grief counselors or some such.
Honey Badger don’t give a #^**! (hat tip to Ace of Spades)
Of course then there would be a honey badger on the loose in the Bronx.
Oops! I’m sorry. When I read that a snake had escaped, I thought we were all talking about Obama sneaking out of the WhiteHouse...
The Bronx Zoo has brought in a Free Range Chicken to handle this. The Free Range Chicken makes a nest out of Cobras.
Perhaps by escaping the cobra was just trying to get back to the “Hood!”
According to a press agent the snake is just hiking the Adirondacks, however there are Internet rumors it was spotted wearing a hat and dark glasses while changing flights in Atlanta.
Don’t look too hard in the White House where it may have been carried.
Just leave it alone.
Janet Napolitano claims New York's Bronx Zoo has never been safer.