Tiger Woods Is Dating a 22-Year-Old (who he first met when she was 7)

NY mag ^ | 3/21/2011 | Chris Rovzar

[PilotDave]

the 22-year-old in question would be the stepdaughter of one of Woods's longtime friends. Alyse Lahti Johnston's stepfather is Alastair Johnston, the former IMG vice-chair who steered Woods's epic $60 million deal with Nike back in 1996. Whether or not he steered his stepkid toward the richest guy in sports is unknown. But what is known is that he made the introduction to Woods, and now Alyse is getting spotted frolicking around on Woods's 155-foot yacht, Privacy. Presumably, neither of them is talking about the fact that when she first met Woods, her dad's client, she was 7 years old.

[Revolting cat!]

Can buy me love!

[gatorhead]

You know the answer as well as I do, steroids.

[dr_lew]

For me, this all goes back to Ben Johnson. I was quite the innocent in those days, roidwise, and I was super impressed with this guy. Just look at him! Wow! Then of course, the truth was known. Well, it is what it is, but I did feel foolish for not realizing there was something else involved, and since then I became suspicious, and I was particularly suspicious of Tiger, when he got so buff.

[Trod Upon]

Truer words were never spoken.

[mewykwistmas]

Gee, a rich, famous and relatively good looking guy that likes young and beautiful women. What has the world come to.

And she is 22, an adult.

[mewykwistmas]

"Women weaken legs."

Not her

[NoLibZone]

The day they started testing for roids was the same day Tiger’s career tanked.

Knee injuries.

Ear lobe strains.

Marriage problems.

[Vendome]

This is what he is going out with.  Must need a staff of makeup artists to cover all that up with war paint.

 

 

The photo on the right is Alyse Lahti's Mug Shot after she was picked up for DUI, which was later dropped to a lesser charge.

 

Here is a closeup.   I don't think Laz would hit that with the lights off.

 

[RedWing9]

Hearsay... Dude, if you owned a yacht and your boss asked you to let his daughter “frolick” on it, would you really say no?

Note: story DOES NOT say Tiger was on board.

[Vendome]

 

[RedWing9]

U r an $##.... Do you date/marry only 10s? Seriously, she’s pretty... Oh, but wait, she’s got some pimples.

Like I said... URSAA.

[Revolting cat!]

The only reason for fame and fortune!

[NoLibZone]

22?

She is lucky liberals don’t ask for Birth Certificates.

She looks 35 in that photo.

[Vendome]

No, when I am drinking I lower my standards and I would date her with the lights off.

And yes, she is definitely pretty in the first picture.

Pretty sure everyone’s mugshot after drinking it up all night is not going to look good.

Just a little humor for Saturday night.

[supremedoctrine]

“Woods’ 155-foot yacht, Privacy”
-————I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny
right there....

[supremedoctrine]

“Woods’ 155-foot yacht, Privacy”
-————I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny
right there....

[Tzimisce]

Tiger Woods is making MILLIONS of dollars.

Think about that while you're job hunting. :)

[Williams]

Does meeting someone at the age of 7 mean they are still somehow 7 when they reach adulthood?

Not saying Tiger isn’t a hound. But she’s not 7.

[Vendome]

Definitely gonna look that way when she gets to 35.