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1 posted on 03/22/2011 4:09:54 AM PDT by bkepley
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Was that today?


2 posted on 03/22/2011 4:11:18 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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Well, we could have figured your cat was an infidel, but I’m surprised about the rest of you ...


3 posted on 03/22/2011 4:12:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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That’s the really good thing about the internet is that you could be anywhere.

Take me for instance, nobody else did.


4 posted on 03/22/2011 4:16:21 AM PDT by Jonty30
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Your a little early. It is May 21 not Mar 21. There is still time to get your infidel cat saved.


5 posted on 03/22/2011 4:19:03 AM PDT by RG3
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“The Rapture” is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible.

It is a creation of man.


6 posted on 03/22/2011 4:20:41 AM PDT by reaganator
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May 21st
7 posted on 03/22/2011 4:21:40 AM PDT by Jemian
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Wasn’t supposed to be May 21, 2011?


8 posted on 03/22/2011 4:23:28 AM PDT by Wuli
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Is there Internet in Heaven? I already know there’s no beer there.


9 posted on 03/22/2011 4:25:08 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (TOTUS knows how to give a speech. Obama knows how to read.)
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Yes! She was awesome. I’ve never thought to try it that way! Simply incredible...


13 posted on 03/22/2011 4:30:21 AM PDT by Hatteras
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Raptured? Bummer, I didn’t even get laid!


14 posted on 03/22/2011 4:30:27 AM PDT by RetroSexual
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Close. At least we both have smiles on our faces...


16 posted on 03/22/2011 4:37:28 AM PDT by bigheadfred (Beat me, Bite me...Make Me Write Bad Checks)
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Looks like everyone's here. Wife, cat, dog, me.

But where is "here?" Maybe we all went with you. I felt a draft, come to think of it.

19 posted on 03/22/2011 4:41:06 AM PDT by Misterioso (The noble soul has reverence for itself. - Nietszche)
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Looks like my pet tarantula was raptured!!


21 posted on 03/22/2011 4:43:32 AM PDT by 2harddrive
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many years ago, I saw a church sign with the following:

RAPTURE

childcare provided


24 posted on 03/22/2011 4:49:40 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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IBTR


25 posted on 03/22/2011 4:50:36 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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29 posted on 03/22/2011 4:54:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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CHECKING BOOK OF LIFE WITH ST PETER. YOUR NAME IS NOT HERE. THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN IT. OPERATION "RAPTURE" SUCCESSFUL AT 2000GMT. EVERYONE IS HERE YET NO ONE IS ASKING IF THEY HAVE SEEN YOU. SORRY. WE DO HAVE THE NEXT TEN POWER BALL PICKS AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR.

[Message received and translated by SETI - 20112203-1152Z]

34 posted on 03/22/2011 4:59:33 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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I did, I’m posting from a wireless cafe in heaven. The rest of you are so screwed........


36 posted on 03/22/2011 5:01:27 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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You pressed the snooze button and missed it.


38 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:43 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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I did....and damn...I needed a haircut....and I shoulda changed my underwear!!!


39 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:49 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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