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| Your Ideal Island Vacation is Nevis |
 In other words, it doesn't take much to make you happy. That's what the vacation is for. Nevis is perfect for a true island vacation aficionado like yourself. It's underrated, small, and laid back. Sure, it's a slower pace, but that's ideal. You won't be overwhelmed with activities, and you'll take the time to truly relax. |
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EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN?
CIVIL WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST?
CRASHING ECONOMY IN AMERICA?
NO NEED TO FEAR!
VACATION MAN IS HERE!!
Woo Hoo! Much needed silliness has arrived.
I know St. Paddy’s Day is already past, but how about an Irish joke anyway?
A couple Irishmen are out on the lake fishing. One of them hauls up a bottle on his line, and while he’s a little disappointed that it isn’t a fish, he’s feeling a little thirsty and decides to unscrew the cap to see what it contains. Out pops a genie.
“Since you have rescued me from the prison of the bottle,” the genie says, “I will grant you a wish.”
The fellow thinks for a moment, then says, “I wish this entire lake were filled with Guinness.”
The genie replies, “As you wish, so it will be done,” and the water in the lake turns to beer.
The other Irishman punches the first one in the arm and says, “You idiot! Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat!”
For all of you who love ancient artifacts. This is a documentary of the greatest finds in history. Unimaginable Treasures check them out you will not believe what you are seeing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzI7gm6Ah5U&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment,
then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Golden Retriever.
The second is a Senior Citizen.
The first is paid for in cash.
The second is paid for with a Government run insurance program.
*woof*