[raisetheroof]

Next thing you know, they'll connect global warming to the heartbreak of psoriasis.

[camerongood210]

Well, that didn’t take long. These people are so predictable.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

I place the blame squarely on the public employee unions.

[Daveinyork]

It took them hours? they’re slipping. It took them twenty minutes to blame the Tuscon shooting on Sarah Palin.

[madison10]

How about the earthquake caused global warming, not the other way around? (yeah, I know either one is stupid) Oh, I know... the SUN causes global warming...maybe we should blow it up to stop the problem. *rolling eyes*

[SAJ]

You can always tell the Irish
You can always tell the Dutch
You can always tell a warmist
But you cannot tell him much.

[The Great RJ]

Global warming prevents snow shoe accidents.

[ilgipper]

Blame Kyoto.

[Enterprise]

"Some respond to Japan earthquake by pointing to global warming"

Global warming is unlikely to be the cause. Because the Earth is flat, the earthquake was caused by a huge meteor hitting the underside of the Earth. (S)

[EGPWS]

“Some islands affected by climate change have been hit,” said Nilsson.

[Defend Liberty]

I’m sure geologists will immediately heed Nilsson’s advice.

[agere_contra]

Gee Staffan, I hope the Japanese aren't insulted by your INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE ATTEMPT TO HIJACK THIS EARTHQUAKE for your own purposes.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Rush predicted this, and he also predicted that they would blame it on fracking in the Dakotas because Japan is on the opposite side of the world.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

"Mother Nature has again given us a sign that that is what we need to do"

lol. ru srsly?

[EGPWS]

Next thing you know, they'll connect global warming to the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Can the heartbreak of psoriasis be taxed?

[SparkyBass]

[katana]

The good part is that every time one of these imbeciles opens his or her mouth they lose a bit more of whatever’s left of their undeserved credibility. That being said, it’s getting harder to resist the temptation and switch from laughter to a solid punch in the face, especially when they spew this s*** about a natural event that has taken thousands of lives. Nothing so powerfully expresses the phrase “STFU!” as a well handled baseball bat.

[txroadkill]

I'm taking a page from Algore's book and am going to capitalize on the earthquakes.

Here's my plan...Global Swelling.

Because the United States has refused to pump oil in the Northern Hemisphere the planet is swelling. Massive Earthquakes will continue until all the excess oil is pumped out.

People who don't do their parts by owning and driving SUV's can buy "Swelling Off-Sets" from me.

I've been to a science fair and know how to use PowerPoint so I'm pretty sure that makes me qualified to make up evidence conduct research in this area.

You can all send me money to my PayPal account.

[Jim W N]

“Some islands affected by climate change have been hit,”

Three questions (I think):

1) What about the islands NOT affected by climate change that HAVE been hit?

2) What about the islands NOT affected by climate change that have NOT been hit?

3) What about the islands AFFECTED by climate change that have NOT been hit?

Any more?

[capt. norm]

The one thing I like about liberals...some of them always go so far overboard that they give away their whole act.

Any fool that would believe an earth quake could be caused by global warming (which hasn't even happened yet) is probably better off being a liberal and living off hand-outs confiscated from the paychecks of normal working people.

When you're that stupid, but have convinced yourself that you're a genius, there's not much you can do.

[cripplecreek]

I see FOX news wheeled out Bill Nye to equate the deepwater horizon and the nuclear emergency in Japan.

I don’t know what his point was but I’m pretty sure his answer was windmills.