Posted on 03/12/2011 10:03:40 AM PST by raisetheroof
Add their numbers to the moderates and we're screwed.
The good part is that every time one of these imbeciles opens his or her mouth they lose a bit more of whatever’s left of their undeserved credibility. That being said, it’s getting harder to resist the temptation and switch from laughter to a solid punch in the face, especially when they spew this s*** about a natural event that has taken thousands of lives. Nothing so powerfully expresses the phrase “STFU!” as a well handled baseball bat.
Here's my plan...Global Swelling.
Because the United States has refused to pump oil in the Northern Hemisphere the planet is swelling. Massive Earthquakes will continue until all the excess oil is pumped out.
People who don't do their parts by owning and driving SUV's can buy "Swelling Off-Sets" from me.
I've been to a science fair and know how to use PowerPoint so I'm pretty sure that makes me qualified to make up evidence conduct research in this area.
You can all send me money to my PayPal account.
“Because the Earth is flat, the earthquake was caused by a huge meteor hitting the underside of the Earth. (S) “
Oh, yeah, whenever that happens there is always a big counter bounce! Earth quakes are just big counter bounces following a meteor strike but only if it hits on the underside cuz if it hits on the topside then it goes right through and just leaves a hole but hardly any bouncing. /s
Three questions (I think):
1) What about the islands NOT affected by climate change that HAVE been hit?
2) What about the islands NOT affected by climate change that have NOT been hit?
3) What about the islands AFFECTED by climate change that have NOT been hit?
Any more?
Any fool that would believe an earth quake could be caused by global warming (which hasn't even happened yet) is probably better off being a liberal and living off hand-outs confiscated from the paychecks of normal working people.
When you're that stupid, but have convinced yourself that you're a genius, there's not much you can do.
I see FOX news wheeled out Bill Nye to equate the deepwater horizon and the nuclear emergency in Japan.
I don’t know what his point was but I’m pretty sure his answer was windmills.
"You can always tell a Yankee"
I agree. All that commotion, drumming, dancing, screaming, plus the unusual amount of gravity in Madison surely precipitated the plate tectonics kicking in.
What? My theory has just as much scientific basis as the climate doofuses and their AlGoreythmns.
I also wonder what the idiots would do to prevent any earthquakes from happening thousands of feet below the ocean!
Breathing causes Global Warming.
Save the world, hold your breath.
LOL!
You're dating yourself with that one, friend, but it was damn funny!
Gorzilla! Now that’s funny.
...did not Zer0 promise to part the waters and calm the storms?..
....could there be a connection?
God is not mocked....
I think you have the best theory I have heard in a long time.
How about the islands that can't decide because half the people went to hide in a hotel on another island?
“Mother Nature has again given us a sign
They've created their own theology with Glo-Bull-Bullshit.
I place the blame squarely on the people who question the wisdom of running Sarah Palin as the Republican presidential candidate.
-—if they were given control-—
They have control. We will be very lucky if we ever regain it
Yeah, I know. Originally I was going to say they'd connect GW with Mars wobbles. But cross-my-heart and pinky-swear, they've already done it.
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