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7 foot moose headbutts girl (Actual Headline!)
The Sun ^
| 3/09/11
| Staff
Posted on 03/10/2011 12:10:12 PM PST by txroadkill
A WOMAN suffered injuries to her face and chest after being headbutted by a 7ft MOOSE. The 50-stone animal attacked her as she tried to CUDDLE it.
The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska.
A police spokeswoman warned people "not to agitate the moose".
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: amoosebitmysister; napl; stupidhumans
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To: txroadkill
This wasn’t me. I like cuddles.
Unless it’s, y’know, Helen Thomas or something. And no way I’d headbutt her. I’d just run screaming.
}:-)4
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST
by
Moose4
("By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!")
To: txroadkill
Jokes aside. A 24 year old? This illustrates how dumb people are getting.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:27:31 PM PST
by
Vision
("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
To: Verginius Rufus
IF it was male, it musta been a obamoose...kinda lite.
To: txroadkill
“Not tonight Rocky, I have a headache”
Bullwinkle
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:29:59 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
To: Moose4
Is this moose sick and does it really weigh 50 stone?
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:32:22 PM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
To: thackney
I’m in charge of all moose stories on FR. Next time check with me first. Moose are gorgeous creatures and awesome to watch from your car if you happen to see one crossing the highway. Travel to Glacier and Yellowstone sometimes gives us once in a lifetime viewing opportunities.
To: txroadkill
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:36:50 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Vision
I guess the idea is: if a wild animal is cute, it’s harmless.
To: MamaDearest
And their noses feel like velvet covered jelly.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:38:39 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: USS Alaska
I think that’s some kind of three legged democrat.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:44:54 PM PST
by
donhunt
(I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
To: txroadkill
Hey lady, did anyone tell you that you’re a jerk? I hope you recover quickly, but you’re still a jerk!
To: Vision
Somebody watched too Disney movies growing up.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:48:37 PM PST
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: txroadkill
“The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska”.
I didnt realize moose could climb trees
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Joe 6-pack
Ah, the good old days of Moose, Cheese and Sisters, warm memories.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:53:49 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
To: txroadkill
Hey Rocky, watch me head-butt that idiot girl...
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:58:33 PM PST
by
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
(Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
To: txroadkill
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. Holy Grail opening credits reference.
Bonus point.
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posted on
03/10/2011 1:00:52 PM PST
by
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
(Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
To: Dr. Sheldon Cooper
I always wanted a house with a fireplace and a moose head over the mantel
And a stuffed squirrel on the mantel
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posted on
03/10/2011 1:01:46 PM PST
by
Cowman
(How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
To: MamaDearest
“Travel to Glacier and Yellowstone sometimes gives us once in a lifetime viewing opportunities.”
So if you go more than once is it still a once in a lifetime experience?
That doesn’t make any sense/S
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posted on
03/10/2011 1:04:31 PM PST
by
9422WMR
(Illegal is not a race. Obamacare is a crime)
To: thackney
I’m in charge of all moose stories on FR. Next time check with me first. Please put me on the moose ping list.
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posted on
03/10/2011 1:15:07 PM PST
by
frithguild
(The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
To: Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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posted on
03/10/2011 1:21:26 PM PST
by
frithguild
(The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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