Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.
Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.
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I’ve never seen a hungry thief who was so concerned about his oral health.
But, hiding any of it in his pants?
Ick!
Considering all of the crazy stories i’ve been reading lately yes, I expected it to be a live chicken.
Would a chicken really dress in the Colonel’s colors? Traitor.
in search of a cock?
No dude, you’re supposed to put it in the FRONT!
just wing him. thats punishment enough. ;)
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