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Cow fart cans offer 'authentic smell of countryside'
metro.co.uk ^ | March 4, 2011

Posted on 03/04/2011 1:16:09 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

Cans filled with the aroma of cow farts are proving a big hit with shoppers - despite costing £5 a tin.

Tins filled with the air sucked out of an ageing wooden stable, straw lined and filled with gas producing cattle has become an instant hit after it went on sale in Germany.

Managers of the 'Countryside air to go' project say their clients are mainly country people who have moved to the city and want to be reminded of home.

The cans cost £5 a pop and can be ordered from the web site www.stallduft.de

One advert boasts: 'Simply put your nose to the tin and peel back the lid for the authentic smell of the country'.

Designer Daniela Dorrer from the village of Adlkofen in Bavaria in Germany said: 'We hope to make people who miss the countryside happy and remind them of home.

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cowfart; dairyair; fart; napl
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To: JoeProBono; paulycy; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Youse guyz have worn me out!


61 posted on 03/04/2011 5:15:13 PM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Daffynition

lol


62 posted on 03/04/2011 5:29:58 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: Daffynition

63 posted on 03/04/2011 5:30:24 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: CitizenM
Algore and his army brainless econuts can save the planet by sucking up those cow farts directly from the orifice.
64 posted on 03/04/2011 5:37:03 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono

65 posted on 03/04/2011 7:24:08 PM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: paulycy

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp314/pauly_cy/morePCpics/cowfragranceproducer.jpg

You’re blowing in the wrong hole! The next one up is where the gas comes from.


66 posted on 03/04/2011 8:03:40 PM PST by B4Ranch (Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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To: day10; paulycy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..


67 posted on 03/04/2011 8:04:10 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

We have that authentic smell of the country from the nearby dairy farms all the time and I’d pay to not get it, but we have no choice.

People are idiots.


68 posted on 03/04/2011 8:11:37 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Five pounds a tin? That’s like $10 here!

One can go to Tillamook, Oregon and get all of the cow fart smells one wants for free...if one can stand it.

I love your graphic...it’s very graphic. ;o)


69 posted on 03/05/2011 12:02:56 AM PST by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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To: dixiechick2000

Mr Barnum was an excellent judge of human nature.


70 posted on 03/05/2011 12:06:15 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mr. Barnum has been proved right over...and over...and over...again.


71 posted on 03/05/2011 12:09:25 AM PST by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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To: B4Ranch

Oops.’m a city boy. I got my farm animal geography wrong I guess!

(I do know which is which, by the way, just not from the side... ;0)


72 posted on 03/05/2011 4:14:45 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; JoeProBono; paulycy; Daffynition; Free ThinkerNY; ..

There’s a town, Coalinga, off I-5 in the San Jaoquin Valley in California. It has an enormous factory cattle farm, and the stockyards are right up against the freeway. The smell will nearly make you pass out. I have not the words to describe how bad it is.

After the first time you drive past it, you will NEVER forget to shut off the air vents in your car when you’re about to approach it again. The landmarks will be burned forever into your memory. I mean it, the entire HVAC system must be turned OFF.


73 posted on 03/05/2011 6:09:59 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

About 85,000 Cattle on 640 Acres of Land in Coalinga, 50 Miles Southwest of Fresno, California


74 posted on 03/05/2011 6:36:40 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono

I can almost smell it from here. [faints dead away — somebody press “post” for me, please!]


75 posted on 03/05/2011 6:39:25 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

"We didn't complain about you when you drove by."

76 posted on 03/05/2011 6:51:43 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy

I call BS. That cow is not in Coalinga. You’ve brought in an SEIU thug cow to protest!

What a cute face, though. What’s not to love?


77 posted on 03/05/2011 7:29:24 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

It’s true. It’s a paid cow protester thug. They ain’t got no principles nohow when it comes to cow fart protests.

Cow gas got rights too. (Not really, but thug cows are paid to say so with taxpayer money for as long as they can get away with it.)


78 posted on 03/05/2011 7:40:17 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy

Yeah, even though it’s cute, it’ll probably camp out in a nice clean barn and turn it into an ocean of cow flops, and it’ll damage the walls to the tune of seven megabucks.


79 posted on 03/05/2011 7:45:47 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
faints dead away


80 posted on 03/05/2011 7:54:41 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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