Imperceptible ping.
That is clever: exploiting a backdoor past the diffraction limit.
With this instrument it may be possible to view Obama’s moral character.
Ok, sorry, couldn't resist, even though I should have.
And no, we cannot use it to view obama's moral character. You just can't see what isn't there at all. That is, unless you're a liberal trying to advance an agenda, then you can see all kinds of made-up data.
Now we can find Barry’s birth certificate
There used to be some (fringe-y) articles online about analogous claims about a lone researcher claiming such high resolutions with his optical microscope. Seems to me he was from Canada, but I can’t even remember what the website was offhand.