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To: Candor7
Not bad, but I think I like the Manila location a bit better:

The gal in the middle...Yowza!

62 posted on 02/16/2011 8:57:45 PM PST by DemforBush (A Repo man is *always* intense!)
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To: DemforBush

Yep, she sure is a beauty.
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Waitress: Can I take our order?

Patron: “ Did it hurt?”

Waitress: “What??????”

Patron: “ When you fell from heaven?”

Waitress: “ Oh!”

Patron: “Burger , medium well done , with fries and a Tusker beer.And your phone number. And think about telling me what time your shift ends. I can walk a ways with you, if you’d like. And pardon me, I am usually very shy.”

Waitress:(Looking at patron with a big smile)Burger , medium well, fries , Tusker beer, and let me think about the rest.

Patron: Sorry, I couldn’t help myself, what else could I do? But whatever is fine, I had to say something before I fell off this stool.

Waitress; ( looking over shoulder) 845-2089, and I get off at 7.

Patron: Parking lot....red Mustang convertable. We can just talk, no worries.

Waitress: That was a big order

Patron: Like I said, I just couldn’t help myself, I hope you forgive my forwardness.Be nice to have a chance to know ya, thats all.

Waitres: I will be back with your burger.

Paron: ( blushing) Thanks! You’re great!

Waitress: I know. ( Smile)

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Happens ALL the time guys!


73 posted on 02/18/2011 12:19:54 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama . fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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