The gal in the middle...Yowza!
Posted on 02/16/2011 5:35:59 PM PST by Candor7
Edited on 02/16/2011 6:12:53 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Becoming a Hooters Girl isn't something everyone in the family will understand.
Chante Rivera did it a year and a half ago.
"My mom was so excited," said Rivera. "She's like, 'You're going to have so much fun there.
Did you ever notice that the FemmNazis, the NOW types and the ‘’wymym’’ types are all the ugly-ass skanks and fat ugly cows?
The gal in the middle...Yowza!
I try not to...but sometimes I just can't avert my eyes fast enough. ;-)
I rike one order of wings, prease, extra girr in the middre.
Chuters? Rooters? Suitors? Deluders?
The American women working at Hooters look more “ hooker-ish “ to me .
my lads....4....8...10....go to Hooters with me.....we’ll kick it up a notch when each turns 18 if mom is ok with it
and i aint planted....im an old daddy.....for the boys...daughters are a bit older
my lads....4....8...10....go to Hooters with me.....we’ll kick it up a notch when each turns 18 if mom is ok with it
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where does one go to kick it up a notch from Hooters? Strip club?
And when it's cold outside, those points are even more obvious ...
my daddy was an oil and gas and water transmission line contractor
did work for Flour and Brown and Root all over the world..when he took the men out they went to clubs...and he didn’t drink much nor curse except s-word if really mad and never cheated on mom
both gone now
and I turned out fine raising 5 kids so if my boys turn 18 and want to go to a decent strip joint...topless bar with me and uncle etc then fair enough
it’s my business and I am very happy with how our large southern brood has turned out from Mississippi to Texas and Tennessee
and we all out of over 100 now of cousins and their families...vote conservative and believe in God, guns and guts...and American, Southern and treat our women like women...the whole old school nine yards
except one...she’s her own personal peace corps..a distant cousin
/explain off
don’t forget to spray the beer bottle
IMHO, if you’re looking for sincerity in a beautiful young American woman, you’re sure as hell not going to find it at a Hooters unless that young woman is the one you walked in with.
Yep, she sure is a beauty.
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Waitress: Can I take our order?
Patron: “ Did it hurt?”
Waitress: “What??????”
Patron: “ When you fell from heaven?”
Waitress: “ Oh!”
Patron: “Burger , medium well done , with fries and a Tusker beer.And your phone number. And think about telling me what time your shift ends. I can walk a ways with you, if you’d like. And pardon me, I am usually very shy.”
Waitress:(Looking at patron with a big smile)Burger , medium well, fries , Tusker beer, and let me think about the rest.
Patron: Sorry, I couldn’t help myself, what else could I do? But whatever is fine, I had to say something before I fell off this stool.
Waitress; ( looking over shoulder) 845-2089, and I get off at 7.
Patron: Parking lot....red Mustang convertable. We can just talk, no worries.
Waitress: That was a big order
Patron: Like I said, I just couldn’t help myself, I hope you forgive my forwardness.Be nice to have a chance to know ya, thats all.
Waitres: I will be back with your burger.
Paron: ( blushing) Thanks! You’re great!
Waitress: I know. ( Smile)
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Happens ALL the time guys!
And yet, these same countries have Cinnabon franchises.
Go figure.
Chuckling. Was thinking more along the lines of ‘that’s a pretty cool dad’. I’ll leave the judging thing to others better suited to the task.
Tks dmz...my dad was perfect...pro football..vmi grad...fighter pilot...all american....business succccess...honest husband. .pretty much john wayne...I was lucky
Big shoes to fill
It will my life’s absolute highest honor if I have my kids talking about me the way you talk of your dad.
I, too, was blessed, first by my biological father (who passed when I was 5), and then by my stepfather, who treated my sister and I as well as he treated his own.
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