***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS***

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[upchuck]

Ya gotta feel sorry for that Air Force guy.

Oh, if we could read his thoughts :)

[Loud Mime]

[raccoonradio]

>>"The raised fist (also known as the clenched fist) is a salute and logo most often used by left-wing activists, such as: Marxists, anarchists, socialists, communists, pacifists,

The raised fist is used, not surprisingly, as logo for the Howard Stern radio show on SiriusXM...

[llevrok]

all the news from Egypt reminds me of an old joke:

What were Anwar Sadat's last words
"Well, Sadats dat !"

[llevrok]

An elderly lady is known by her neighbors and friends for being spot-on accurate predicting the weather. Pretty soon, word of her talent spread. So much so, the local TV station sent out a young, cocky reporter to do a human interest story on her.

Reporter:So ma'am, how do you do it? What's your secret?

Lady: Well, son, I wake up before my husband does. Slowly I pull the sheets down and take a peek, just a little one. If "it" is laying on his right side, we will have rain. If "it" is laying on his left, looks like a nice sunny day

The reporter, thinking he will get a star for his hard core investigative reporting - and for embarrassing the old gal - smugly asks:"And what if "It", as you call it, is in the middle? Then what?"

Lady: Well dear, if that's the case, I don't get out of bed.

[Heartlander]

GOP Valentine’s Day Cards

[llevrok]

Today at the office we are having a chili contest.

I have a hunch respirators may be broken out about 1PM.

[Celtic Cross]

At a certain Parish Church, the bellringer retired, so the Pastor put out an ad for a new one. One morning the priest heard a muffled knock on the door of the rectory and went to see who was there. When he opened it, a man with no arms stopped banging his head against the door and said, "Father, will you hire me as the new bellringer?" The somewhat skeptical priest asked him to demonstrate exactly how he would be able to ring the bell. They went up to the belltower, and the man made a running leap, grabbed the rope with his teeth, and started ringing. So the priest hired him. A few weeks later, the man made a running leap, missed the rope, fell out the window and died. The peopl all gather round asking 'who is he?' One man said, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."

The dead man's twin brother, also armless, asked the pastor to allow him to take up the job in his brothers memory, and the priest agreed. A few weeks later he suffered the same fate as his twin. The people gathered around asking 'who is he?' The same man piped up, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy."

[fredhead]

We had the chili cook-off. I didn’t win, but I sure am full.

I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight.

[april15Bendovr]

[IYAS9YAS]

Flippin’ hilarious! Carnivore it is!

[llevrok]

Going to be lots of testy camels in Egypt tomorrow morning. Just sayin’.............

[Lucky9teen]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time “working girl”. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance’ and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

[Lucky9teen]

www.zazzle.com

[Lucky9teen]

[llevrok]

An elephant happens upon a naked man wandering around. She looks at him quizzically for a few moments and then, to his surprise, says ...”it’s kinda cute, but how do you breathe through it?”

[Lucky9teen]

That was EXACTLY what I was thinking through the entire commercial. It’s the Obama’s...

[Lucky9teen]

[freebird5850]

Resourceful he is!

[hoagy62]

I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight