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[Lucky9teen]

Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse Ratched

Be It Known

In the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy… and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental.

No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didn’t eat a one.

First Lady, Michelle Obama has decided to interject herself into the political discourse. Up until now, I’ve considered her mostly off limits. I don’t mind if she goes out and helps on the campaign trail, but stay away from my cookie jar!

It’s so on …in a very civil manner.

[The author would like to apologize to Veggie Tales]

Michelle and the Big O or Let Them Eat Cake… I mean Carrots

Every time I turn around, Michelle’s whining about fatty foods, while stuffing her face with them. The Big O for her is the large, circular opening under her nose, where she’s either spouting junk from it, or pushing junk food into it.

A big picture for a BIG First Lady

The Palin Factor

Sarah Palin’s taking a lot of heat over her comments on Michelle telling us how and what to eat. It goes deeper than that though. There’s the Administration’s pushing the FTC to regulate “health foods”.

That’s right hippies, Michelle, The Carnivore thinks she knows more about what you should eat than you do. They’re already after your homeopathic medicine. Guess it’s one size fits all socialism for you too. It’s the Rules.

Rules? PISS ON YOUR F***ING RULES!

-Cheswick, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Funny thing, homeopathy is from the Greek words homoios (similar) and pathos (suffering). Wow, sure sounds like what’s been pushed on us for some time now -a lot more in the past couple of years. Guess we should start calling Democrat Politicians, Homeopathic Elected Legislative Practitioners -H.E.L.P.!®.

Let’s Move Michelle Obama

Michelle’s behind Let’s Move.gov. She’s propagandizing our kids through food. There’s even a prize if you fulfill your patriotic obligation, through a six week program -it’s a  Presidential Award. Bet it’s not a Happy Meal.

Looks like Let’s Move (or is it Let’s Move On?) has taken marketing strategy ideas from McDonald’s (and other unscrupulous corporations) by enticing kids with gifts and gimmicks.

“Hey, little girl. Want a Presidential Award?”

Keep your filthy hands off our kids, you Food Fascist!

Pyramid Power

“Our effort to improve access to healthy and affordable food is a critically important step toward First Lady Michelle Obama’s goal to solve the challenge of childhood obesity within a generation, said Agriculture Secretary Vilsack. -Healthy Food Financing Initiative

What’s the best way to legislate lanky little lads and ladies?  Build a better pyramid!

One size doesn’t fit all. MyPyramid offers personalized eating plans and interactive tools to help you plan/ assess your food choices based on the Dietary Guidelines for Americans. MyPyramid.gov

Guess I was wrong earlier, one size doesn’t fit all. But they said ObamaCare… I’m so confused.

Bottom Line

Nanny M knows more about feeding your kids than you do, because she grew a garden. That’s all it takes to be an expert, when you’re First Lady.

What, you’ve been growing your own food for years? Whatever. You’re stupid.

[Dead Corpse]

[JRios1968]

[Monkey Face]

Carnivores RULE!!!

[Monkey Face]

That woman is just SO wrong!!

[240B]

Today day is my self-declared holiday Friday. It is called Beautiful Girl day.

All the women get a small gift and a kiss on the cheek and absolutely nothing bad can happen on Beautiful Girl day. :o)

Everything is good and happy.

I've got meetings all day today that may change my life. I am happy and just want to, in the words of our fearless Commie in Chief, spread the wealth around. lol

Wishing everyone a Great day!

[ErnBatavia]

What Mrs. Bat and I had for lunch day before yestiddy....

[Deaf Smith]

Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, “How you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?”

“I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day” says the old Cajun, and, that’s why I’m in such good shape. “I’m up well before daylight and out hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. And I have a shot of houch before bed time. And I say my prayers every night. And all is well wid me”

“Well”, says the doctor, “I’m sure those prayers help, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?”

“Who said Pop is dead?”

The doctor is amazed. “You mean you’re 80 years old and your father’s still alive? How old he is?”

“Pop be 100 next month,” say Boudreaux. “In fact, he hunted with me this morning, and then we went to a “beer joint” for a while and had a few beers and that’s why he’s still alive. He’s a tough Cajun man And he hunts and fishes every day, too.

“Well, the doctor says, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it than that. How about your father’s father? How old was he when he died?”

“Who said my Paw Paw’s dead?”

Stunned, the doctor asks, “You mean you’re 80 years old, your father is 100 and your grandfather’s still living? Incredible! How old he is?”

“We tink ‘bout 118.” says the old Cajun. He likes his beer too, but he wont touch the hard stuff.”

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, “So, I guess your grandfather went hunting and fishing with you’ll this morning too?”

“No, Paw Paw couldn’t go this time. He’s getting married today.” At this point the doctor is close to losing it. “Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old man want to get married?”

Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled “Who said he wanted to?”

[Bookwoman]

OMG! Looking at your pictures, it strikes me that she is TOO SCARILY LIKE the woman in the Superbowl Pepsi commercial where the black woman threw the Pepsi at her hubby and it ended up hitting the blond jogger. I KNEW that commercial bothered me for reasons beyond what I could put a finger on... on some level it brought to mind MO - no wonder it turned my stomach!!!!!

[Deaf Smith]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask. He said,
“You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The othe r night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and
said, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

[bmwcyle]

ping

[Semper Mark]

[Dacula]

Thanks again 240b, you go have that awesome day and rememeber - You cannot become who you want to be by remaining who you are.

[Dead Corpse]

[Semper Mark]

[Tamar1973]

Your Refrigerator Says You Are an Adventurous Eater

You like to be surrounded by things you love. You aren't exactly greedy, but you can be materialistic at times.

You tend to be a fairly thrifty person. You splurge occasionally, but you're mostly a saver.

You are a very adventurous person. You love to try new things, and you get bored very easily.

You try to be responsible, but you don't always succeed. Your heart is in the right place though.

You are likely to be married - and very busy.

What Do the Contents of Your Refrigerator Say About You?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

[fredhead]

Hooray, it’s Friday!!!

Today at the office we are having a chili contest.

I doubt MO would approve.

P.S. Love the Veggie Tales character saying “Eat me.”

[unique]

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their a$$es!”

“You crafty bast*rd,” said the fairy.

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Some People Say There Is NO Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED
But There IS:

When You Marry The Right ONE, You Are COMPLETE.

When You Marry The Wrong ONE, You Are FINISHED.

AND

When The Right ONE Catches You With The Wrong ONE, You Are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

[Bean Counter]

[Monkey Face]

LOL!