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[Lucky9teen]

Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse Ratched

Be It Known

In the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy… and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental.

No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didn’t eat a one.

First Lady, Michelle Obama has decided to interject herself into the political discourse. Up until now, I’ve considered her mostly off limits. I don’t mind if she goes out and helps on the campaign trail, but stay away from my cookie jar!

It’s so on …in a very civil manner.

[The author would like to apologize to Veggie Tales]

Michelle and the Big O or Let Them Eat Cake… I mean Carrots

Every time I turn around, Michelle’s whining about fatty foods, while stuffing her face with them. The Big O for her is the large, circular opening under her nose, where she’s either spouting junk from it, or pushing junk food into it.

A big picture for a BIG First Lady

The Palin Factor

Sarah Palin’s taking a lot of heat over her comments on Michelle telling us how and what to eat. It goes deeper than that though. There’s the Administration’s pushing the FTC to regulate “health foods”.

That’s right hippies, Michelle, The Carnivore thinks she knows more about what you should eat than you do. They’re already after your homeopathic medicine. Guess it’s one size fits all socialism for you too. It’s the Rules.

Rules? PISS ON YOUR F***ING RULES!

-Cheswick, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Funny thing, homeopathy is from the Greek words homoios (similar) and pathos (suffering). Wow, sure sounds like what’s been pushed on us for some time now -a lot more in the past couple of years. Guess we should start calling Democrat Politicians, Homeopathic Elected Legislative Practitioners -H.E.L.P.!®.

Let’s Move Michelle Obama

Michelle’s behind Let’s Move.gov. She’s propagandizing our kids through food. There’s even a prize if you fulfill your patriotic obligation, through a six week program -it’s a  Presidential Award. Bet it’s not a Happy Meal.

Looks like Let’s Move (or is it Let’s Move On?) has taken marketing strategy ideas from McDonald’s (and other unscrupulous corporations) by enticing kids with gifts and gimmicks.

“Hey, little girl. Want a Presidential Award?”

Keep your filthy hands off our kids, you Food Fascist!

Pyramid Power

“Our effort to improve access to healthy and affordable food is a critically important step toward First Lady Michelle Obama’s goal to solve the challenge of childhood obesity within a generation, said Agriculture Secretary Vilsack. -Healthy Food Financing Initiative

What’s the best way to legislate lanky little lads and ladies?  Build a better pyramid!

One size doesn’t fit all. MyPyramid offers personalized eating plans and interactive tools to help you plan/ assess your food choices based on the Dietary Guidelines for Americans. MyPyramid.gov

Guess I was wrong earlier, one size doesn’t fit all. But they said ObamaCare… I’m so confused.

Bottom Line

Nanny M knows more about feeding your kids than you do, because she grew a garden. That’s all it takes to be an expert, when you’re First Lady.

What, you’ve been growing your own food for years? Whatever. You’re stupid.

[Lucky9teen]

And now for some cartoons:




 

[Ronin]

Whooooot!!!! Tokyo strikes again!!!

Top Three!!!

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IBTP

[CPOSharky]

IBTP?

[21stCenturion]

IBTP ???

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Wow! Early this morning!

[Lucky9teen]

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Eat Your Cake and
Be SILLY Too!!

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Your Refrigerator Says You Are an Adventurous Eater

You like to be surrounded by things you love. You aren't exactly greedy, but you can be materialistic at times.

You tend to be a fairly thrifty person. You splurge occasionally, but you're mostly a saver.

You are a very adventurous person. You love to try new things, and you get bored very easily.

You are responsible, together, and mature. You act like an adult, even when you don't feel like it.

You are likely married, possibly with kids.

What Do the Contents of Your Refrigerator Say About You?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

[Lucky9teen]

You Are Carbs

You are a very energetic and seductive person. You tend to be driven by your impulses, and people often find you tempting.
Often your energy is brief and almost manic. You have a lot of ups and downs if you're not careful.

When you take care of yourself, you feel alert, balanced, and satisfied. You can live a very balanced life if you play your cards right.
When you don't take care of yourself, your life is a nightmare. You can be moody, cranky, and unpredictable.

Are You Protein, Carbs, or Fat?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

[CPOSharky]

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.

The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, “Hey old man, have you ever danced?”

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, “No, I never did dance... never really wanted to.”

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, “Well, you old fool, you’re gonna dance now,” and started shooting at the old man’s feet.

The old prospector —not wanting to get a toe blown off— started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holesof those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man’s hands, as he quietly said, “Son, have you ever licked a mule’s ass?”

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, “No sir....... but... I’ve always wanted to.”

There are a few lessons for us all here:
Never be arrogant.
Don’t waste ammunition.
Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
Don’t mess with old men,they didn’t get old by being stupid

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A Public Service Message for DU.

This Valentine's Day, remember that

[mylife]

A bit of mindless fun.

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great work, as usual!

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IN!!!

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What I am doing right now.

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You Should Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies

You are the type of person who has more friends than you can count. You're very popular.
You are outgoing and fun loving. You don't worry too much... you just enjoy life.

You may be well liked, but there's nothing bland or ordinary about you.
You like to write your own rules. Who knows what you'll throw into your chocolate chip cookies?

What Kind of Cookies Should You Bake?

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