Biblical plague punishment is destroying the Unites states

[MagnoliaB]

Alton Brown says kudzu is edible and the leaves tastes like spinach. I plan to try it this spring as soon as it starts sprouting.

[dirtboy]

I really like the inclusion of this picture of how the Asian carp turn water red:

Never mind that the picture is of a red tide that has nothing to do with Asian carp.

[Gaffer]

I think he may mean all the biblical diseases (heretofore extinct) that illegal Mexicans and Hispanics are bringing into this country.

[Upstate NY Guy]

As the Asian Carp keep jumping it makes the water warm up to the point where it can support the growth of red algae. Once the water turns red the Asian Carp are content and no longer care about jumping.

Jeesh.... didn't they teach you anything about science? (/s)

[dirtboy]

So are you trying to tell me that Asian carp cause global warming?

We are truly doomed.

[Upstate NY Guy]

Yes, we are doomed. But don’t sweat it. Three girls for every boy first!

[dirtboy]

Yeah, but try picking up chicks with nothing but a dead carp to offer them.

[End Times Sentinel]

I am so glad you didn't include mexicans on your list.

[Arrowhead1952]

Cat got your tongue??

[dirtboy]

Nah, a carp got it.

[JRios1968]

European swallows

[mathew1944]

i would suggest to change the name of the Asian carp for the more appropriate Obama carp.

[right way right]

God laughs at your plague!

[N. Theknow]

Have you ever tasted any kudzu honey? It is absolutely fabulous. Lots of it down here in the south.

No. Never have.

And stop calling me honey.

[Arrowhead1952]

Thanks for answering!! Welcome to FR.

Are you going to reply to any of the other 19 FReepers who replied to your original post?

[miele man]

“And stop calling me honey.”

LOL. Only on FR would I expect to see this.