Posted on 02/04/2011 4:20:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen
IBTP?
Ha! Top Five!
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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute..’ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’
She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’
The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’
Morning all.. TGIF!
Love your posts you creative, devilish kindred spirits!
I don’t post often(understatement) but always enjoy the humor & attitude adjustment when I visit.
have wonderful weekend!
Nice work!
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You were referred to me on the interweb as a person of great integrity whom i could trust with a most important request. Let me make myself introduced. I am an attorney representing a very important person in a small country on the Arabian penninsula. We'll call him Ali A.S. Ali is having issues in his present position and would like to relocate his operations to the Great Satan United States. To do this Ali needs to transfer a large sum of "start up capital" out of the country. However, due to recent troubles with security he is unable to relocate this capital by the traditional methods (camel train).
This is where I am seeking your assistance. For your compliance in relocating 1,000,000,000 U.S. dollars of military aid start up capital I am authorrized to offer you a great portion of the funds, or almost 5,000,000 of U.S. dollars.
If you are able to assist Ali he would be most grateful. If you can help please reply to this correspondance with your bank account number and social security number.
Several of your friends on the interweb from such honorable sites as Democratic Underground and the Daily KOS have already offered to help and sent the requested information. Do not miss your chance to join them in great wealth and fame.
Most humbly yours,
Achmed B. Smielley, Esq.
Allah Akbar
A friend of mine just started his own business.
He manufactures land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.
Ping for later....
bttt
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