CHELSEA: MARRIAGE OVER!

National Enquirer ^ | 2/2/11 | Staff

[Nachum]

CHELSEA CLINTON's new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment!

Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming, leaving a devastated Chelsea behind in their New York apartment, insiders say.

[Frantzie]

Isn’t there even more money in Steamboat Springs?

Poor Chelsea. Her dad and mom are bums and her hubby and father-in-law are bums. Sad.

[since1868]

ABC .com has reported that he has moved to Wyoming.

[Revolting cat!]

Marriage to Chelsea Hubbell or being a ski bum? The choice is easy!

[VanDeKoik]

This is a real example of “overheated” retoric leading to a bad ending.

[Frantzie]

Hill & Bill are grifters. Their pals picked up the cost of the wedding. Some bribe or favor payoff.

[presently no screen name]

Exactly.

[ncphinsfan]

So Marc’s gone off to be a ski bum. Perfect venue for the next Fort Marcy Park. Keep your tips up, Marc. Good luck.

[Osage Orange]

If she wanted to stay out of the limelight she could have..simply done that.

She chose to be tabloid fodder..when she chose a giant wedding.

That said....I feel for her. Maybe had little choice...with her parents running the show. But I would have figured out a way...if I was her.

[dangerdoc]

In my experience, a guy does what a guy does. It is the wife that really makes the decision about starting a family.

[Darksheare]

Yeah.

[Shugee]

...I kept thinking in the pictures that he looked like someone who was using her for influence...

I agree. I was suspicious that he never looked like a happy groom in the pictures while she looked radiant. Say “Good riddance” Chelsea, and smarten up, girl. It happens to the best of us sometimes. No doubt the press will be much kinder to Chel than they are to Bristol.

[jrg]

So which one wanted to “start a family”?

Well, Chelsea wanted to be the "pitcher" and I guess he wasn't equipped to be the "catcher"?

[eleni121]

mixed marriages don’t work—Jew and Shrew.

[Darksheare]

Nobody explained to her the birds, the bees, and Lovecraftian mutants.
Her mating cry of Tekeli-li was too frightening, that’s why he’s out skiing the mountains of madness.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Do Hill & Bill get their dough back for the BIG wedding and reception?

When was the last time the Clinton's picked up the tab for anything?

[The Comedian]

He realized that she would require a nest to be built within which to deposit her eggs first, and then he would be expected to fertilize them, after which she would bite his head off and consume him for nourishment.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[JimSEA]

Politics aside, domineering women tend to raise domineering daughters. JMO

[FroggyTheGremlim]

My goodness you people here are certainly showing a very cruel, non-Christian streak over this.

I am not aware of anything Chelsea Clinton has done to hurt any one of us FReepers. Yet you post the most vile things about her.

I'm kind of ashamed. Feel like I need a shower.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I know what you mean... But the Enquirer does have a higher batting average than say, Larry Klayman. ;)

[muawiyah]

Hmm, so the groom was gay ~ and that means he’s going to Jackson Hole to fill some sort of roll, or is that ROLE ~ or, oh my goodness gracious ~ a role as a roll!