Posted on 01/31/2011 9:40:23 PM PST by JustAmy
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Fine! Thanks for asking!!
Hi gal! I miss so much that I try to get back to each of you on one ping at least, lol. Take care.
Here's a group hug to all of you!
((HUGS)) back attcha!!
Nice lol
SOUTHERN WOMEN
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
Southern women know everybody’s first name:
Honey
Darlin’
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl’stn
S’vanah
Foat Wuth
N’awlins
Addlanna
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler
Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
More Suthen-ism’s:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don’t “HAVE” them, you “PITCH” them.Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up “a mess.”
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.”
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long “directly” is, as in: “Going to town, be back directly.”
Even Southern babies know that “Gimme some sugar” is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who’s got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor’s trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !
Muslim Threat
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if United States meddling in Egypt continued they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps ..
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It’s gonna get ugly, people.
LOL! Dubya - ALL your stories today have been GREAT! Thank you !
Have a nice day.
Surprise, Surprise!!
It is now okay to post larger graphics. We will increase the size limit to 140,000 bytes. I know this isn’t perfect but it should help a little and still keep the thread from freezing up. .
Thank all of you for your continued understanding.
SPANKING NEW THREAD!
Thank you Amy .. I hope all the folks here are doing well. I am hating winter more & more each day.
Looked through a group of my pix from the beach last summer just a bit ago & REALLY longing for the sun, flowers, warm water.
Me too,Dolly. I’m so tired of cold, damp weather.
Wishing you an early spring and a delightful March.
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