THAT’s a suggestion I had not considered! And it would surely get Charlie’s attention. Put his house under bank foreclosure thread, and they need a roommate’s income to keep up the payments. Adam Sandler could work.
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Let Steven Tyler lose his nextdoor house to foreclosure, take Charlie’s bedroom to save the craftsman.
Let Alan and Jake deal with all the rock’n roll parties.
And let Roberta move all her white trash in to help with the parties.
Charlie will be back on the set within three episodes.
Bringing a nutcase wife he married in rehab.
They could script it so that while Charlie is in rehab his house goes up for foreclosure and is bought by a wealthy, devout moslem Pakistani physician. When Charlie returns after rehab, he hits on the doctor's burka-clad wife and laughter ensues.