If the last announcement is anything to judge by, they will announce that the Hubble Telescope saw a dune buggy and an aluminum American flag on the moon.
They found Uhbummer’s throne?
No such thing as dark energy.
There is, however, something else I would chose to call dark momentum. Momentum that has been de-coupled from matter.
Another name for it is neutrinos.
When the “big-bang” happened, 94% of the mass was eradicated and turned into light energy and neutrinos.
In a kind of sense, the “big-bang” was actually a “big-collapse”.
I’m not a physicist but I play one in my dreams...
I knew if these guys looked back far enough they’d find that hammer and power drill I left behind. Now I’m going to have a lot of questions from the press and why did make black holes and when will this all end. Damn those guys! I never should have made astronomers!