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1 posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:27 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Flatulence can be deadly. I recall a thread on FR at least 10 years back where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping.

Probably an urban legend.


50 posted on 01/20/2011 6:23:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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...where alcohol was being consumed.

Alcohol. GREAT quantities of alcohol... ...and also beans.

51 posted on 01/20/2011 6:24:42 AM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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"...became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree...

I'm guessing there was some other little something that was "bothering" him...but I may be wrong. Yea..he killed people just 'cause they didn't like his farts...uh huh.

Might be looking at dupnik here.

53 posted on 01/20/2011 6:30:53 AM PST by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
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Hold ma’ beer and smell this - BTTT.


55 posted on 01/20/2011 6:39:46 AM PST by OB1kNOb (You are free to choose your actions, but never the resulting consequences.)
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I don’t know about this guy, but I- -after one of those ‘sneaky ones in an elevator’- -, when the looks are being cast at me , have been known to quip
“Hell, if that had been me I would admit it. A real good one”.
Truth be said it was probably me anyway. Nice conversation piece in a normally quite surrounding...

Also nothing like lighting fartz with a butane lighter. If one is fast enough you can control the flame shooting out, but it helps if the doer is cooperating.


56 posted on 01/20/2011 6:53:27 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98))
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I believe solitary confinement would be in order.


59 posted on 01/20/2011 7:03:12 AM PST by Miles the Slasher
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"I don't mind it."

60 posted on 01/20/2011 7:06:22 AM PST by paulycy (Just be truthful and accurate. Let civility take care of itself.)
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Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

Pity. He should have just invoked the "Smelt It, Dealt It" rule and chilled out.

63 posted on 01/20/2011 7:15:04 AM PST by Constitution Day
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Hillary must have a hell of a time at parties.


64 posted on 01/20/2011 7:16:59 AM PST by jetson
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so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence

That word "reprimand" is too uncivil. We need an apology.

65 posted on 01/20/2011 7:37:18 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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72 posted on 01/20/2011 8:09:45 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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Blame the Right and its vitriol, not farts.


73 posted on 01/20/2011 8:50:02 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: CJ Wolf; aragorn; houeto; Quix; B4Ranch; Whenifhow; Silentgypsy; Lurker; BenKenobi; ...
Silent-but-deadly ping.

"Insanity Wave" ping.

Ping list scanning the increase of insane violence, murder, suicide, and mental meltdown statements and events.

FReepmail me if you want on or off The Comedian's "Insanity Wave" ping list...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

74 posted on 01/20/2011 9:07:14 AM PST by The Comedian ("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
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Beer farts are just wicked.


79 posted on 01/20/2011 10:21:33 AM PST by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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Underage drinking + stupidity = dead folks.
83 posted on 01/20/2011 11:40:45 AM PST by ASOC (What are you doing now that Mexico has become OUR Chechnya?)
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Not pinging you.


86 posted on 01/20/2011 4:36:43 PM PST by TheOldLady ("...Communists in Congress, and Islamics everywhere, are showing who they truly are." - Lazamataz)
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I guess he wasn’tt satisfied with just sitting around and shooting the breeze.


88 posted on 01/21/2011 8:22:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (Tagline space for rent. Inquire within.)
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