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1 posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:27 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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pull my finger!


2 posted on 01/20/2011 5:15:29 AM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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Last line...Police said what?? And the reporter got that out of the cops...yeh...sure...


3 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:21 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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"Higgins is being held on a $2 million bail bond in Bristol"

Where he sits broken hearted...

4 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:32 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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The party was a real gas....

my apologoies....that’s the best I can do pre-coffee...


6 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:57 AM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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I can’t say how others mayfeel about this, but, personally, if someone kills me, he is damn sure not my friend.

How long before the media raises the cry to ban farting. Or at least register the farts.


7 posted on 01/20/2011 5:21:44 AM PST by sport
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And forgive us our farts, as we forgive those that fart against us.

8 posted on 01/20/2011 5:23:47 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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Must have been a TEA PARTY, all the drinkin’ ‘n fartin’ was simply incidental.


9 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:03 AM PST by trailz
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Well that stinks.


10 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:18 AM PST by Wolfie
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...where alcohol was being consumed.

No...really?

11 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:32 AM PST by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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All that farting in one small area may have been the cause of the climate disruption . . .


12 posted on 01/20/2011 5:25:59 AM PST by trailz
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Another gas explosion?


13 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:07 AM PST by Ev Reeman
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Was a lighter involved?


14 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:19 AM PST by windsorknot
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“Your Honor, the prosecution maintains that the first smeller is the guilty feller, and the ‘Fart in a whirlwind’ defense is merely that”...


15 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:46 AM PST by LRS ("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
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Shouldn’t a story about breaking wind be in breaking news?


16 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:00 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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Flatulent Fellow Fillets Friends


17 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:00 AM PST by RFEngineer
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Methinks the price of gas just went up.


18 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:22 AM PST by trailz
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Palin comparison to the last murder story.


22 posted on 01/20/2011 5:31:44 AM PST by trailz
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Somewhere a team of journalists is investigating whether Sarah Palin has any financial connections to the Pillsbury Company or to any other flatulence-inducing food companies. By tonight, this will be her fault too.

23 posted on 01/20/2011 5:33:01 AM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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If the perp goes to church, must he sit in his own pew?


24 posted on 01/20/2011 5:33:03 AM PST by loungitude ( The truth hurts.)
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This story stinks! What...not a bottle of Beano anywhere in the house???
25 posted on 01/20/2011 5:35:23 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I can't afford anymore hope and change!!!!)
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