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American Idol 2011--Live Thread
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| January 18, 2011
Posted on 01/18/2011 5:53:18 AM PST by silent_jonny
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To: no one in particular
I’ve been gargling nails in honor of Tyler’s debut tonight as a judge. Waaaauhaaaaauhaaaaaa!
To: retrokitten
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:52:48 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: mystery-ak; twin2; EmilyGeiger; CAluvdubya; ConservativeMind; jocon307; kingu; TonyWpi; homemom; ...
And now a special message from President Barack Obama
Good evening. In light of recent events, my administration has adopted a
policy that I believe will cool the rhetoric of public discourse by eliminating
the use of certain words and phrases that may provoke a heated response.
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Not only should this be the practice of your elected officials in Washington,
it should also be practiced here on the American Idol thread.
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Therefore the phrase “I feel stabby!” will now be replaced by the less
provocative—but sufficiently meaningful—“I do not approve of that
person’s singing ability” or “That person’s talent and/or appearance is not to my standards.”
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If these phrases are used, I ask that you also add an encouraging or life-affirming
note to your comment, such as: “I do not like that person’s singing,
but I am sure he/she/other is trying his/her/other’s best and will
eventually succeed at whatever endeavors he/she/other chooses to pursue.”
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It is the belief of the Secret Service, the FBI, Homeland Security
and myself that such an affirmation will defuse any potential hostility before it begins.
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Thank you for you time. Good night.
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Greatest. Speech. EVER!
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As always, if you want on or off this ping list, just let me know :)
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:54:16 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: silent_jonny
Epic ping. LMAO
Anyone else watching this special about the past winners? It’s nice. I needed some dreams coming true propaganda tonight.
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:59:16 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Shake your hips like battleships- The Dead Weather)
To: silent_jonny
85
posted on
01/19/2011 4:59:32 PM PST
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: silent_jonny
So we’re not allowed to say John Mayer (or whatevertheheckhisnameis) is a douche?
To: silent_jonny
Hey Jonny! It’s AI time again! :)
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:01:52 PM PST
by
slugbug
(A taxpayer voting for Barack Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.)
To: retrokitten
Hi! :)
I thought it was just a local TV special. Glad it's over.
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:02:06 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: silent_jonny
Yeah it was here, too. It preempted our 2nd episode of The Simpsons.
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:03:22 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Shake your hips like battleships- The Dead Weather)
To: silent_jonny
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:03:22 PM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("[T]here is nothing so aggravating [in life] as being condescended to by an idiot" ~ Ann Coulter)
To: retrokitten
LMAO—the drama of the judges announcement. Everyone knew weeks ahead of this.
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:03:36 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: silent_jonny
J-Lo coming out of the fog...LMAO!
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:04:05 PM PST
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: stylecouncilor
93
posted on
01/19/2011 5:04:19 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: Lil'freeper
So we’re not allowed to say John Mayer (or whatevertheheckhisnameis) is a douche? No that's always acceptable :)
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:06:02 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: stylecouncilor
Randy looks a subtly different in the face. Maybe he thought he had to keep up with Jlo and Steven Tyler.
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:06:05 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Shake your hips like battleships- The Dead Weather)
To: silent_jonny
Stevie Tyler looks as if someone deflated his face.........kind of a REVERSE PELOSI
To: silent_jonny
ok good. ‘cuz it’s a rule and stuff.
To: slugbug
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:06:58 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
To: Lil'freeper
Tyler is thirsty and hungry. Sounds like the munchies.
To: silent_jonny
OK, I’m back this year and hoping I can last......last year was awful and after two weeks, I dropped out....LOL...though I got to tell ya, I can’t stand J-Lo!!!!
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posted on
01/19/2011 5:07:24 PM PST
by
BamaDi
("The definition of a racist today is anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal.")
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