Posted on 12/23/2010 6:48:28 AM PST by KevinDavis
Happy Festivus everyone!!!! May your Feats of Strength go well and have fun with the Airing of Grievances!
Jerry: You don’t need the card. High-end hoagie outfit like that, it’s all computerized! (Snaps) They’re cloning sheep now.
Kramer: No, they’re not cloning sheep. It’s the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!
Fah-lese on ya dog
Happy Merry New Festivus Christmas Year to all.........
Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.
Merry X-mas
Merry Christmas to you too!
May all the joys of Festivus rain down hard upon your head, today, tomorrow and all year long.
Taffini
Belated Happy Birthday Larry
And a Merry Mithrasmas to you!
Airing of Grievances:
OBMAMA IS A MARXIST A-HOLE BENT ON DESTROYING THIS GREAT NATION!
Awwww, thanks sweetie! :-)
(Now help me get this sheet smoothed out!)
A Festus for the, um, rest us!
The fact that this thread exits is another “Festivus miracle”!
“Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.”
It’s timeless. There’s never been a television show that parodied daily life was well as Seinfeld.
But I do see the turnoff for the humor impaired.
When I went to buy my Festivus Pole I asked if a dancer came with it.
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