[SmithL]

Escargot bye-bye!

[1rudeboy]

Exploding gnocchi. [audio is kinda' obnoxious]

[battousai]

Now I’m hungry for some escargot, thanks! :(

[alexander_busek]

At Seafood Peddler, which has reported a surge in escargot sales since the lawsuit became international news, owner Al Silvestri said the decision feels "good."

True. Escargot sales had been rather sluggish until this lawsuit made the headlines.

Regards,

[sinanju]

Reading between the lines, the moral of the story is: If a well-connected gay couple dining at your establishment have a boo-boo make a big ol’ fuss over them and soothe their bruised egos.

[La Lydia]

This is a very jolly story. You have to wonder about someone named “Chadwick St-Oharra.” Could that be the name his parents chose for him. But here is a picture of the lovely couple.

http://www.marinij.com/business/ci_16598498

[ReverendJames]

Wazzat? A new kind of car? An “Ess” car, go?

[dfwgator]

"Waiter....there are snails on her plate....You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"

[absolootezer0]

where was this judge for the mcdonalds coffee suit?

[llevrok]

A snail goes into a Nissan dealership and asks to take a test drive in a 370Z. Afterward, the salesman asks him what he thinks.

"I'm ready to buy. But on one condition. Can you take the "z" off the car's logo and replace it with a "s" on the car? I'll pay full price if you can."

The sales guy is a bit curious and asks why.

The snail says - "Because all my friends will stop and look when I drive by and say -- (wait for it) --- "Hey! Look at that es-car-go!!"

[Daffynition]

[ZX12R]

“You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food!”

[doodad]

Anthony Bourdain mentioned this potential hazard for the cooks as well on one of his shows.

[Daffynition]

Chadwick St.-OHarra and Steve Righetti... The hidden horror. Rupturing mollusks!

[Getready]

What were they eating,....molluscs with garlic and butter
to make them taste good? Next time, get some garlic and butter
and dip some rich crusty bread into it...it won’t explode
in yo’ face and its lots cheaper! I guess these are the
guys Phil Hendries character “Steve Bozell” is based on.

[Getready]

What were they eating,....molluscs with garlic and butter
to make them taste good? Next time, get some garlic and butter
and dip some rich crusty bread into it...it won’t explode
in yo’ face and its lots cheaper! I guess these are the
guys Phil Hendries character “Steve Bozell” is based on.

[cowboyway]

St.-OHarra, 59, of Danville, and Righetti, a 59-year-old Sonoma resident, said they were still waiting to see the ruling Wednesday.

I heard it from a very reliable source that OHarra and Righetti think that the judge is purposely moving at a snails pace.

[mylife]

Snail sucking snivelers!

[Erasmus]

"Chernus heard the case in a small claims trial on Dec. 3 and snailmailed his decision to the defendants this week."

[Larry Lucido]

Look at that S car go.