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RANT: I love love love Fruitcake!!!
12/24/2010 | Me

Posted on 12/12/2010 10:02:23 PM PST by freedumb2003

OK, I have had it with the jokes about fruitcake.

I LOVE fruitcake and, to be frank with all, I have not had a really good one for YEARS, and I blame all the anti-fruitcake jokes for all this time.

I can't even find the good old dark, dense, fruited-candy, nutted (pecans at front), rum/brandy soaked fruitcake that I loved so much 20 or 30 years ago. The ones that had cheesecloth over them to keep the dampness (and booze) in. Real fruitcake is more macho than Chuck Norris in a Bruce Willis film!

Not to worry about "regifting" them -- those of you who know of what I speak know that even close family were close indeed if we would "share" them!!

The only person who ever was allowed to make fruitcake jokes was Johnny Carson -- because he was Johnny Carson.

But I am serious -- the "Political Correctness" of food has ruined the fruitcake: which used to be the centerpiece of the yuletide.

I would give my best figgy pudding for a real fruitcake! I am searching for a fruitcake of gold! And I am gettin' old.


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To: Irenic

Moist, dense, mostly pecans but from NC not TX.

http://www.southernsupreme.com/

However the best fruitcake I ever ate was that made by an elderly gentleman who lived across the street from my grandparents in FL. He was a widower who had a small pecan grove. He used his own pecans and made tons of cakes which he kept frozen to provide for any food worthy occasion. Funeral, wedding, new baby, whatever the event he brought a fruit cake.
I have the recipe somewhere but it is lots of work to make.


81 posted on 12/13/2010 10:31:04 AM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: miss marmelstein

I have a British friend who makes me a small one every year for Christmas. I love marzipan.


82 posted on 12/13/2010 10:32:40 AM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: miss marmelstein

Marzipan - always had some in my Christmas stocking when I was a kid.

Love that stuff. I’d like to find a recipe for it. I know it uses almond paste, whatever that is.


83 posted on 12/13/2010 11:40:41 AM PST by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.CSLewis)
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To: Lacey

I am a frequent visitor to both bakeries. I love the Eilenberger apricot cakes, but still prefer Collin Street when it comes to fruitcakes.


84 posted on 12/13/2010 11:54:40 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: freedumb2003
You are what you eat.

; )

85 posted on 12/13/2010 11:56:26 AM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: freedumb2003

My mom makes fruitcake that is really good.
It’s full of good ingredients, and soaked in liquor.
It’s the only fruitcake I’d ever eat.

Maybe you could find a recipe that has the ingredients you prefer. Try “www.foodnetwork.com”. Do a search of fruitcake, and read the many recipes, read the reviews of interesting recipes, and give one a try. I find the reviews to be helpful, so one doesn’t waste ingredients on a bad recipe. I also tend to try recipes that are from Paula Deen, Rachel Ray or Alton Brown.


86 posted on 12/13/2010 1:38:24 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (We reserve the right to live.-B.Netanyahu)
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To: ansel12

I’m with you

I would trade the Cigs for the fruitcake (if I had to cause most of the time folks just didn’t want them) and I still think that C Rat fruitcake was the best.

TT


87 posted on 12/13/2010 5:55:24 PM PST by TexasTransplant (I don't mind liberals... I hate liars...there just tends to be a high degree of overlap)
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