Look Out, Sarah....Kate Gosselin Wants a Guy Like Todd Palin

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[earlJam]

Look Out, Sarah....Kate Gosselin Wants a Guy Like Todd Palin

December 07, 2010 07:04 PM EST

Look out, Sarah Palin....Kate Gosselin wants a guy just like your husband, Todd. Should Sarah Palin be worried that Kate Gosselin will swoop in and steal her husband?

According to a report from Popeater, absolutely not. Todd Palin is 100% in love with his wife Sarah, and Kate Gosselin and Todd Palin are just friends. The two got to know each other when Kate plus her eight little Gosselins traveled to Alaska to visit the Palins for Kate's TBS show, "Kate Plus 8."

That's welcome news to many, because a cat fight between Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin wouldn't have a very nice outcome. Both of those ladies can fight sans the gloves and do some damage. (It would be fun to see who would win such a battle, however, wouldn't it?) Sarah Palin might go at Kate Gosselin with a seemingly benign "golly, gee," but she'd be toting a shotgun that could blow Kate all the way to....well, Russia. After all, it can be seen from the Palin's back yard, right?

What Kate Gosselin really meant when saying she'd like to have a guy just like Todd Palin, was that she liked the fact that he was quiet and reserved, as well as a "yes" man. He also likes staying home with the kids while Sarah is away on book tours and sipping tea with some party she's affiliated with.

So Sarah needn't worry about Kate, but Kate better worry about her own business, because those eight little Gosselins are proving to be a handful. And since she doesn't have a husband like Todd Palin, since Jon Gosselin is out with a much younger girlfriend these days, who Kate has never even bothered to say hello to, Kate Gosselin has to handle things (with help from her nannies) all on her own.

[bigbob]

Sorry for the language, but there’s no way a “real man” like Todd Palin would put up with her shit.

[12Gauge687]

Women like Kate are all over suburbia. Whether they are average in looks, like Kate, or fabulous model-types, they are a royal pain.

Ten years ago, I was discussing remodeling with a client at his bagel shop while a plumber was banging away at some pipes in the storage room. A woman bought some bagels and complained there was drywall dust on them (even though the plumber was not in the kitchen and no drywall had been cut).

While she bitched to a friend over the phone, the owner brought out a fresh batch of bagels. These were too hot for ‘Goldilocks’ and she waited for them to cool down. While they cooled, the owner and I overheard her say she was the equal of her husband and his friends.

After she exited, we heard her scream and run back in to point at her deflated Land Cruiser tire.

Before going back to our remodeling discussion I said to her, “It’s a good time to test that equality thing out; the jack and tire iron should be in back.” The owner chuckled.

[SuziQ]

Well, since now she’s seen what a REAL husband and father look like, maybe Kate will know what to look for, when she’s out trying to find a husband and more attentive father for her kids.

[Liberty Valance]

What’s the deal with Mitt and Marie Osmond?

[SoConPubbie]

earlJam(Matt Baynard),

Posting all the negative crap he can concerning Sarah Palin.

You won’t find a non-negative point concerning Sarah posted by Matt.

[earlJam]

What’s the deal with Ovaltine?

[Allegra]

Most red-blooded American women think Todd Palin is smokin’ hot.

But, he’s married, and by all appearances, happily.

He is definitely “look but don’t touch” territory.

Darn it. ;-)

[USS Alaska]

ZOT

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Yeah right...he's a real girly man.

[Diogenesis]

This is this the SOB's company and its history of GOP targeting.

Now the stinking SOB attacks Gov. Sarah Palin
for Haley Barbour and chronic backstabber Mitt Romney

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[Virginia Ridgerunner]

He’s an outted troll who Admin has decided to allow to stay around for a while so that we can kick him around.

[geege]

Nice....Who wouldn’t want a man like that:-)

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

This is a positive article accomplishes both objectives.

[hoyt-clagwell]

Nice to see you still trolling around! Give it up, you’ve been exposed!

[geologist]

This is an inane and pointless article meant to stir up a bit of mischief and rumors.

Kate has her hands full. She is organized person thus it is a huge help, can you imagine having 8 children 6 of whom are 6 years old? My goodness. What guy is likely to desire to become part of the family? She has to watch out for some guy simply desiring a big part of her money. She mentions nothing about God, or church. God is the most wonderful companion a person can have in their life. She is youthful and pretty, and apparently smart. Jon was compliant in being a good hands on Dad. Now it greatly changed for the children. Unfortunately.

Pray To the Lord for their well being and future, in the midst of a calculating culture. In Jesus name, amen.

[samantha]

Please do not feed the enunch trolls. If what you just posted is how you really feel, then you need to get outside your tiny space and look at the real world.

Do you think that any Conservative (not so called conservatives) could win an election by not expanding their base?

Most People that are conservative may not agree with the what you call F people, but that is no excuse to act like they are Pond scum, and sub human.

If you want to convince people of your ideas,values,etc., you do not stay far away,and don't act like they are radioactive. You talk to the sinners, they are the ones that need to be shown the way.

[hoyt-clagwell]

Yes, I'm sure a Christian man like Todd would opt to ditch his wife and family and jet off with a nutty faux-celeb with 8 kids and a head full of mental issues. I'm just certain of it.

Stranger things have happened. Look at Tiger. Cheating on a 10/10 wife with some outright ugly skanky women...

Not saying that Todd would ever do this..

[Soothesayer]

I agree with everything you said but I’m just not sure if it will work out as planned. We’ll just have to wait and see.

[bmwcyle]

No man should ever date that witch.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL - just askin’ ;o)