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To: Col Frank Slade

Women like Kate are all over suburbia. Whether they are average in looks, like Kate, or fabulous model-types, they are a royal pain.

Ten years ago, I was discussing remodeling with a client at his bagel shop while a plumber was banging away at some pipes in the storage room. A woman bought some bagels and complained there was drywall dust on them (even though the plumber was not in the kitchen and no drywall had been cut).

While she bitched to a friend over the phone, the owner brought out a fresh batch of bagels. These were too hot for ‘Goldilocks’ and she waited for them to cool down. While they cooled, the owner and I overheard her say she was the equal of her husband and his friends.

After she exited, we heard her scream and run back in to point at her deflated Land Cruiser tire.

Before going back to our remodeling discussion I said to her, “It’s a good time to test that equality thing out; the jack and tire iron should be in back.” The owner chuckled.


22 posted on 12/08/2010 10:28:38 AM PST by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: 12Gauge687

That’s hilarious.

You are correct, they are all over suburbia and school PTA’S. Too much free time.


53 posted on 12/08/2010 11:19:13 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: 12Gauge687
Women like Kate are all over suburbia. Whether they are average in looks, like Kate, or fabulous model-types, they are a royal pain.

In the gym I go to the "cougars" are worse than the guys and way worse than the younger females for raunchiness. They are very brazen to say the least.

You see 40's something females coming onto young guys, telling them out loud what they want to do with them without abandon and not caring who hears...

56 posted on 12/08/2010 11:34:25 AM PST by hoyt-clagwell (5:00 AM Gym Crew)
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