Posted on 12/01/2010 8:42:16 PM PST by West Texas Chuck
RIP Glenn. Laugh if you want, for an NRP guy, he was top shelf, and an idiot savant of marvelous holiday tunes.
One of my favorite Christmas CDs is:
1. Chipmunk Song, The - The Chipmunks
2. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
3. Jingle Bells - Singing Dogs
4. Twelve Days of Christmas, The - Allan Sherman
5. I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey
6. Nuttin’ For Christmas - Stan Freberg
7. Christmas Carol, A - Tom Lehrer
8. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
9. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
10. Twelve Gifts of Christmas, The - Bob & Doug McKenzie
11. Green Christmas - Stan Freberg
12. I’m a Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (duet with Dr. Demento)
13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
14. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
15. Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic
16. Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg/Daws Butler
WUT!!!
That’s a new one on me.
Happy Holidays, everyone of you FReepers, it is the best season of the year.
VINCE VANCE!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/vince-vance-and-the-valiants/325369/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you.jhtml
Suweet, I saw them one time. Vince Vance and the Valiants.
Bob Rivers
“I am Santa Clause” (”I am Iron Man”)
and all the other classics:
http://www.songarea.com/music-codes/bob_rivers.html
Winter Wonderland -—
(Not likely to hear on the radio)
Lacy things, the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Lacy things- missin’
Didn’t ask- permission
Wearin’ her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
It was out last year and my family got a big kick out of it!
It ‘grows on you’, lol. Merry Christmas to you too.
Oh, it is about time for Levin to play that, haven’t heard it in a while.
Garcias.
Bob Rivers is kewl...
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
By Bob Rivers:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Chipmunks: Oh! That tickles!
Yuletide squirrels fresh-filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, cowboy!
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight….
more.... http://christmas.lovetoknow.com/Christmas_Humor_Parody_Songs
Chipmunks is one of my faves! Nat King Cole would approve, maybe.
(google John Valby aka Dr. Dirty. EXTREMELY foul songs, you are warned. for all occasions. the xxxmas songs are a crack up, for boozed up times only!)
May I add my favorites?
As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it’s time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I’m getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it’s not the same kind of warm glow experienced by Alexander Litvinenko). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.
1.Infidels, Infidels, it’s jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2.Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3.Jihadi Tree, O’ Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4.O’ Little Town of Kandahar (O’ Little Town of Bethlehem)
5.Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6.Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7.Hark, Harold the Mullah’s Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8.Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9.Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10.We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11.No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi’s, I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it’s not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12.O’ Hillary, O’ Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13.The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14.I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra’s Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15.Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16.O’ Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O’ Come All Ye Faithful)
17.All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18.I’ve Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19.Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20.Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
and my all time favorite,
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We have Heard on High)
Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?
Please feel free to add to this list – I’m sure you all have your own favorites.
hadn’t heard that one.
Believe it or not, that is a very young Jon Bon Jovi on lead vocal.
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Still tinkering with my audio
I’m using some of my own weird hookups
Heading for bed devolve, I wrote you.
Listen to the song!
A New Classic!
“They’re Touching Our Junk For the Holidays”
http://www.alan.com/2010/11/28/barry-mitchells-tsa-christmas-song/
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