Posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:33 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls.
Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.
Some of the goods were also found in their handbags.
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Me? I make a mean prime rib, pork tacos, spaghetti and meatballs....
Isnt that the truth.
LOL...I used to date a nurse who said that it was not uncommon for morbidly obese diabetes patients to try and smuggle prohibited foods into the hospital in their rolls of fat. She said she’d find everything from candybars, to bags of potato chips, etc.
Some peoples’ morbid obesity and consequent diabetes and other health issues is self-inflicted.
Change "Some" to "Most" and I'll agree with you.
Have been working with a Big Green Egg for about 9 months and think we’ll try a prime rib for Christmas on it.
A bit nervous about it though.
There’s two prime rib recipes I like a lot. One of them is on the Morton’s Kosher Salt box. Use a meat thermometer, shallow roasting pan with rack and you should do just fine. I’ve gotten fine prime rib roasts at Costco at a decent price.
“She said she’d find everything from candybars, to bags of potato chips, etc.”
I have a friend who’s dating a surgery nurse, and she finds all sorts of amazing stuff under the fat rolls when prepping morbidly obese patients for surgery, including bits of snack food, pieces of sandwiches, and even live bugs.
Talk about hazardous duty...
Ewwwww!
Was this in Oakland, CA? There was an Albertson’s there that attracted those sort of people. That’s where I saw one guy showing a little boy (his?) how to hide merchandise inside his cargo pants.
Happened in Boca Raton, Florida.
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