Joking: Obviously it’s going to be double parked, but who’ll be stupid enough to write the ticket?
“Uh, seeeah heeah. Yooh cahn’t pahk heeah!” -Boston cop trying to ticket God.
Great, just thought of another mind bendingly bizarre thing I’d pay good money to see.
*sigh*
And on that note, how’d you like tha Boston Cop in my hypothetical parking situation?
Regular, or extra crispy?
Your Boston Cop bit reminded me of the interaction between Noah and his neighbor in Cosby’s comedy routine.
“Hey up there.”
N: Yeah.
“What is that?”
N: It’s an ark.
“Uh-huh. What’s it for?”
N: I can’t tell you. Ha, ha ,ha, ha.
Can’t you give me a little hint?
N: You want a hint? Okay. How long can you tread water? Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Right. Look, uh, you wanna get it outta my driveway? I gotta get to work.