and, IIRC, Zappa never took "illegal" drugs...Pinging all Zappa aficionados!
Did they ever catch the Illinois enema bandit?
Being a metal head the best thing to come out of all that was Alice Cooper and Steve Vai.
Tied to the Whipping Post...
Could I interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?
Cool!
By coincidence, I was just recently re-reading for the thousandth time the cover of my old Mothers album, ‘Freak Out!’.
Those were the days, when you bought a new album and could spend an hour looking over the cover.
“Suzy Creamcheese, what’s got into you?”
Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It’s about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn’t know
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber’dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed’s Cafe!
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY’S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET’S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . )
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you’d do the same if they was you)
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY’S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie’s in the Army now & Kenny’s taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!
and, IIRC, Zappa never took "illegal" drugs...Brown shoes don’t make it.
rock ping
With that handle, I'm pretty sure you should be on the Zappa ping list!
Eddie are you kidding?