What's next, live Christmas trees outlawed because of negative carbon sequestering?
Dumb ass liberal Ping!
I know that thinking about Al Gore could ruin my Thanksgiving dinner. This piece is just a seasonal excuse for a Liberal rant.
Only if I have to hear any more of this leftist crap.
And people think watching the “educational” pravda media channels makes them smarter.
Read a book. Preferably one that predates Karl Marx.
If by climate change, they mean global warming that melts the polar ice caps, how will there be water shortages?
No, but learning that your Aunt who’s hosting Thanksgiving dinner used the turkey baster to impregnate her lifepartner might.
Warmer temperatures can impact turkey meat
Water shortages could also lead to more costly
Climate change could one day affect the cost and quality
dry turkey meat along with expensive fruits, vegetables and potatoes could be on the horizon
The usual star of the Thanksgiving Day feast, roast turkey, could suffer in quality as a result.
"Climate change could affect meat quality in two ways
Shut the hell up, Al.
Yes, we know it's you.
Save Thanksgiving! Support left-wing psuedo-science and fraudulent data about global warming and you’ll still be able to eat Turkey. Oppose us and you’ll be drinking ditch water and eating beans and rice when you’re lucky.
Be afraid. Your families heads are going to bake in the heat unless Algore and Soros get to make billions trading carbon credits.
Thanksgiving is defined by me as a state of mind for being THANKFUL and not by the food I eat....
If I’m starving and eat the bark off a tree, trust me, I’ll be thankful that some bark is available...
JMO..
Tofu turkey. Yum!
This kind of crap is why I cancelled my subscription to Discover Magazine.
Boneheads
Yeah, so to solve this issue of increasing food costs let’s create brand spanking new taxes. Because after all, adding costs to the supply chain is the surest way to decrease costs.....
Could Climate Change Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner?
It could, the weather is unusually cold in California! We like our T-Days sunny and mild like it used to be ten years ago.
Looks like we still have that rogue CO2 fueled cold dome hovering over California.
Or maybe it could have sucked or possibly might have sucked or then it may have sucked.
Oh what the heck, we're doomed.
Didn't I see a recipe for cockroaches and chickpeas. I hope man-made global warming doesn't affect the taste of cockroaches.
Climate Talks Echo 50-Year Bretton Woods Process (Bloomberg)
Global Warming on Free Republic
Warmer temperatures can impact turkey meat texture, appearance and taste, research finds.Yeah, I think we call that 'cooking'. Thanks PROCON.